NCAC Purist

Hiram ‘98 | B.S. agricultural science | Make the NCAC Great Again | Fade JCU | All NCAC Pinch-Runner ‘96

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Cinema in Gambier.
Welcome back @GolonkaJerek, you’ve been missed

[Jerek Golonka @GolonkaJerek]

Not tweeting again until Kenyon wins an NCAC game

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Knew this Tao guy was a fraud. Thank you for doing the lords work and exposing him. Keep up the good work Bust.

[Crandal Bust @CrandalBust]

Care to explain this @taoshortdong ?

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NCAC Redraft
1) Kenyon - Rob E Lee
2) OWU - Ryan Kramer, yearns to be a bishop
3) Wabash - X, all boys #iykyk
4) Oberlin - #baxtshots, can’t ditch their franchise guy
5) Wooster - who cares
6) Depauw - Micheal Vallone
7) JCU - Fuck You
8) Witt - @CrandalBust
9) Denison - tren

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@Davis_Graham13 Great list to start the day, Davis.

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@WabashAlum13 @JamesWoodNot @NCACBurner Reminds me of a certain couple people in the NCAC I know! #denishares

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@CrandalBust loves this tweet. You and him would be great friends.

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NCAC Field Rankings 4/15:

1. Witt (TTFU) (Sick parent section) @CrandalBust
2. Denison
3. Depauw
4. Kenyon (shame it has yet to see a NCAC W)
5. Oberlin (good camera)
6. OWU, sick park

Dead Last: JCU (Fuck you)
HM to Hiram’s bullpen. Miss that place

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@BirdsHennyGolf 🪵 🪵

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Oberlin catcher snubbed of the 1 spot. Guy wears his hat like a junkie. #shrink

[Maanav Meister @IMissHiram]

Top 5 NCAC ball players I’d NOT let date my daughter:
1. Charlie Schafer (I hate you)
2. Shane McKenna
3. Andrew Montero (Cuban)
4. Xander “Echolocate” Rodriguez
5. Oberlin’s catcher (wear a skullcap please)
Hm: Kyle Baxt (for no reason other than rumors of his hog)

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@WabashAlum13 2026 JCU. #shouldabeenhiram

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Where were you when Matthew Rutt won NCAC Pitcher of the week?
#tellingmykidsaboutthis

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NCAC girth rankings as of 4/14

1. Kyle Baxt (obviously), Oberlin
2. Charlie Marando 🥦, Witt
3. Kyle Baxt, Oberlin
4. Owen Sherrill, Wooster
5. Number 48, Oberlin

Hm: D The Umpire

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New to this whole twitter thing, excited to meet new friends who:
1. Love Ryan Kramer
2. Hate John Carroll! #constantinevernadakis