Matthew Delaney

Unemployed college grad looking for a chance to perform his juggling act that made it to the second round of Americas Got Talent

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

December 3️⃣ #CFBPlayoff Selection Committee Rankings 🏈🏆

3️⃣. Texas // @TexasFootball // #HookEm

[preston @prestovision]

WOMEN CANCELLED CARGO SHORTS BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF ALL THE POCKETS

[CHASE @Chase_Sithole]

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

[Chase @ChaseDickson_]

I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG

[zach @Zach_Maynard4]

Why isn't cornhole an imessage game yet

[Jonathan Lindsey @jlindseyDQ]

Breaking News: Ty Lue promoted to head coach in Cleveland.

[DeColdest Juan @DeColdestJuan]

@SportsCenter @wojespn As a Lakers fan since July 2018 I can’t even put into words how much this all means to me

[Rashied Chauke @iamrxtchet]

Imagine fighting💪 another woman over your "Man" then Boom💣 you find out there are 5 more to go😂😂😂
Issa tournament
Stay strong sis😂😂

[Sam @childishsambino]

Fortnite doesn’t wake up one day and decide it doesn’t want you anymore https://t.co/sAsRxoJ4zH

[ANTics @Pharaohiic]

How Killmonger walked into the throne room

[Bentley @DreamTheDonn]

"You was in my guts, so I'm in your business. " wild lmaoo

[Bill Harrison @wch33]

Do superintendents ever hope for snow? Yes, after they canceled school at 5:00 p.m. when there's no snow in sight and the decision was based on the recommendation of 7th graders. Smart 7th graders & I trust them. But, if we get no snow, they'll all be in 7th grade again next year

[brandon @Guccimane9000]

@Ncm3224 Whole coaching staff to the giants

[Tryll🔗 @yoitstryll]

even a broken clock is right twice a day https://t.co/fYSl1GM73f

[g @gretchenmevans]

It be like that sometimes

[2 ez @Eboog_]

Yes https://t.co/Qk59vJaaiy