NCO19 - Contracting Part Deux

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NCO 19 Keeping shit safe!
#Washyourdamnhands #COVIDblowsandsodothesemasks

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The Deep (disturbing) Thoughts of the NCO 19 Training
Officer:
**Disclaimer - due to character restrictions,
this will need to posted via multiple tweets**

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Summary:
How about we all calm the fuck down for a minute. WTF is wrong with people? #Definatelyearningthepaytoday #Dontknowwhatyouvegottillitsgone

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Thoughtful introduction:
Ok, folks. I've been mind boggled by this whole "Let's stock up on
TP” thing because of the pandemic. And being a math guy, I finally have some
hard facts to back up my case so that the damn dooms-dayers will calm the fuck
down.

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Summary:
How about we all calm the fuck down for a minute. WTF is wrong with people?

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Example: Let’s say you have a family of four and you are all quarantined for the required 14 days. That means if you hoard 4 cases of TP, you would EACH need to shit 36 times a day (or 144 times per household) in order to need that many rolls. 144 shits per day!

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When you tell people stuff, and they just don���t listen...all whilst disregarding the difference in time zones.
#4aminArizona #cantgobacktosleep #ClearlytheofficecantfunctionintheabsenceofMarine1

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How bout a little self care?
#Prenaptimebedbeer #Imnotatworkyouare #Bedbeerlikeshowerbeerbutbetter #NotanIPA

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Representing NCO19 proud!

#JeansDaysThursdayTheNewFriday #iCanDressMyself #Imabigkidnow #2approved ##TheJeansDayMarch🚶‍♂️ #SorryCurtis

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Can you identify this supervisor?
#Idowhatiwant #Bentonismynewwardrobecoordinator #Ilovemarines

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When your out-of-state colleagues know the truth...
#ForeverMarine1 #BeingMarine2isbetterthannothing #Itsnotaboutlongevityitsaboutquality

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Clearly this individual knows what’s up🤣

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When your work space doesn’t include enough room for all of the projects for which you find yourself swimming in. #Rockstarproblems

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#AskingforaFriend #MondayestTuesdayEver
#TuesdayafterHolidayMondayistheWorst
#its8amandIalreadymissedameeting

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Last day “celebrations” #allthebadsupervisorsleave

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Happy Holidays from NCO-19! #Imacottonheadedninnymuggins