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[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

@floyangu Dear ndiani?

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

Saka makatozowirirana kuti “Award winning” izita remunhu?

[Olsen Twin @Ndebvucha]

I played well in the first 45 minutes, its still 0-0 let's resume to the last half of time left of the 2026 life league

[🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼 @KuflexUshe]

At a certain age unozoona kuti vanhu vekurara navo zvekupedza nyere vazere but kuwana munhu wekuita settle down naye for life mahwani chaiwo.🤞☠️

[4121 @muzangdab_10]

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Most bonus points by midfielders in 2025/26:

🥇 Bruno Fernandes - 41
🥈 Declan Rice - 23
🥉 Bruno Guimaraes - 22

#FPL

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

Ndandichibaya kuden kuWarren Park after graft and someone overtook me takuda kusvika paHeroes acre. Handiwanzofarire zveku overtakwer so ndamutsoma and eventually overtook him in Norton ndopandazo turner. Ndakudzokera paden manje.

Uno overtaker mwana wawakazvara.

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

“A red devil is surrounded by City disciples but it's Jesus who actually commits a sin” - Peter Drury 🫡

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

To be fair, a niqqa only shows nudes of his hOs not his girlfriend

[leti @Letangmohlala]

Younger brothers can be mean😭

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A key leader in our group 👊

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Give us PSG

[E @Ellis_]

Thanks as well to Aston Villa and Crystal Palace for representing the Premier League in an honourable way in Europe and not disgracing the rest of the league.

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Arteta spent years as Pep's assistant and the conclusion he reached was that he had to play a completely different style of football, you watch Arsenal and you would think he was the assistant of Bordalas at Getafe

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Justice.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

No football club should ever win the Champions League playing like fucking Swindon Town.

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

🗣️ Blablablabla........