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Data Engineer | Big fan of the works of my brain | @ManUtd | 🇰🇪

[placeholder @NdiranguMartin_]

I just created my first R blogdown with my resume and first blog on passwords meter. Looks simple and casual, but hey! That's my face on it! Big shout out to @PipeFunction for his helping hand, even though its fractured, quick recovery 🙏.
https://t.co/TQF4VNkAOz
#RStats

[🕵🏻‍♂️ @killwinstanley]

I have started ignoring girls who dont ask questions back in messages and and it has made my life a lot better

[baemar jr @jefszn]

Your boyfriend is demanding the PL give Manchester City the heaviest sanctions possible but when you caught him cheating with Palesa, he swore he deserved a second chance.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

More free pussy, we keep winning. If you stay faithful, you become a good woman for marriage or a lifelong commitment, we still win. The patriarchy is made in such a way that whether you become a whore or not, it's the men who are always benefitting either way.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna stage pia mwanaume unafika,you automatically start feeling uncomfortable walking around with women who are half naked. Sijui kama mnanipata

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.

[Justin Welsh @thejustinwelsh]

A very underrated life decision is marrying someone who doesn’t need an expensive life to be happy.

[Dammie4trueluv @dammy4trueluv]

If she's a good woman, you would never have met her single at 30

[The Modern Stoic @ModernStoicsHQ]

THE KIND OF MARRIAGE THAT WORKS:

-He's older than her.
-He's more educated than her.
-He earns more than her.
-He's more experienced and exposed than her.
-He's bigger and stronger than her.
-He's emotionally intelligent.
-He's a good leader.
-He has a mission bigger than hers.
-She loves and respects him.
-She's not addicted to attention and validation.
-The man leads. The woman follows.
-He provides direction. She brings peace and support.
-They both understand their roles and respect each other.

Anything less than this is a marriage slowly moving toward failure.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I would recommend every body to make some lumpsome money ,not a lot but enough. Enough to pay off your debts ,school fees for a year ,rent for some months and all other expenses catered for .After you have made this money I want you to take time off , dnt go on holiday or the village just stay where you live and slow down . Dnt think about starting business or any project, just eat sleep and go for walks .
This gives you an aerial view of the rat race , you will listen to your neighbors waking up at the crack of dawn and coming back at night, you will watch stress consume them as they chase numbers on a screen . You will learn that life is not all about making more . Only then will your life begin .

[𝔸𝕔𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 🇫🇷 @Ace_Chris_]

Job Ochieng has arrived in Laliga
Come outside Lamine Yamal just wanna talk

[goalpostFC @GoalpostFC]

🚨 Job Ochieng with a stunning finish to open the scoring!

Elche 0-1 Real Sociedad.

#LaLiga #ELCRSO

https://t.co/KDuHhUwOlR

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

My girlfriend will never experience this under my leadership.

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

It is all fun and games until you lose her respect because of abandoning your frame.

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

They will do everything to feminize you, then hate you for allowing them to.

[Ninja @Watarii__]

I have to say Job Ochieng is probably the most impressive Kenyan player I've seen of late playing abroad

[Chris Migwambo @CMigwambo]

Job Ochieng ameturn na Jude Bellingham around the corner flag ,Bellingham akajaribu kuomba jezi lakini wapi,Ochieng alikuwa ameenda 🤣

[saba @MrIdealKE]

At just 23 Job Ochieng is better than prime Mbappe

[🇿🇦Zwidenya @zwidenyapT]

Nothing is under attack like Marriage Institution, Followed by Men, Family structure, Parenthood.

And you don't ask yourself why, you just fell into the narrative.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

when she expects you to tolerate her bad habits just because she’s pretty

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

You know what's the saddest thing modern life did to women? It forced them into their masculine to survive and then punish them for not being feminine enough in love. She wakes up, leads her career, manages her home, solves every problem that surfaces, and then wonders why she can't feel anything with a man lying next to her. It's not chemistry, it's polarity collapse. You cannot live in your masculine all day and then flip a switch when he touches you. The feminine doesn't work like that. It opens slowly under safety, under presence, under a man who is more anchored than she is, that's what she's really starving for. Not romance, not words, but a man whose stillness is stronger than her storm.