Ndirangu C

Our people are ignorant but innocent - Former first lady Lucy Kibaki

[daktari Linnie🌻 @Linnielinniele]

like Malema asked SAs, is an African hawking in the streets REALLY taking your job? is your biggest dream for you & your chjildren to hawk at the corner where someone else is standing?

or are you as African being used by politicians to misdirect your rage & frustrations?

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Give Kang'ata flowers!

A fire broke out at Gacharage Girls Secondary lakini Murang’a Fire & Rescue responded haraka sana wakawaevacuate students na staff safe with Zero casualties.

When things are working, you don't need pressers to tell Kenyans they're working.

[Njeri @NjeriMuchina2]

Kitambo disaster zilikuwa zinahappen the minister in charge anatamani amezwe na dunia. Hawa wa siku hizi wanashow up na chopper na security wasipakwe uchafu na commoners.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

With or without knowing, this is how you co-regulate someone who is in deep distress. You allow them space to vent, get the energy off their crumbling bodies, while remaining calm, close. And you can see the man is allowing himself to be held.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Time to replay this clip

[Ndirangu C @Ndirangu_C]

In high school, one of our dorms was set on fire by a student(s). One of the first students to respond said they found the main door was locked from the outside. Luckily the second door was only locked from the inside and never under lock and key all students managed to leave.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

I would argue that school fires is more than a structural problem. It's a philosophical one. We just don't trust (or like) teenagers, and we teachers don't teach them to be responsible. We lock them up as a substitute for teaching them responsibility. How hard is it to give one student the keys and remind them to take care of the rest, open the door if there's an emergency? We just don't care for our children. We don't give them a chance to be responsible.
#Tyrannyof3pc

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

Necessity is the mother of invention, or maybe the father in this case. 😂🥰

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

I have been looking keenly at the chopper that came with PR CS Murkomen landing. Two cameramen came out running with their heavy equipment to take photos and TikTok videos of CS Murkomen.

Who does that in an emergency situation?

[Kwame Owino @IEAKwame]

🧵Folks, I see a direct line between today’s boycotts and the 2024 protests on Finance Bill. The 2024 movement set a clear political boundary, proving that there is a hard public limit on how much the government can tax Kenyans. 1/5

[︎ ︎ @05BM44]

Kilifi County: 19 minors, all girls, aged between 7 and 16 years were rescued from the home of Almas Ramah aka 'Talent Ni Kazi' within Ribe area.
An additional 3 were rescued from the home of Ahis Mwakirunge.
Women running Covert teenage brothels tunawacheki!
Protect the Children

[Ndirangu C @Ndirangu_C]

gone to see her. So he made his way there and spotted his car stuck in the mud on the way then shortly after he appeared from the bushes. The next day, there were road construction machines on site. Allegedly!

[Ndirangu C @Ndirangu_C]

Sooo in my sociology class, which often has a lot of gossip, our lecturer said, "the big man once went by himself to see the madam but car got stuck in the mud so he hid in the bush. When his bodyguards realized he was missing his closest bodyguard suspected he could have gone

[感覚と知性 @FourthArchetype]

“They separated after Moi took an interest in a Kikuyu girl and were divorced in 1976.”

Just checked the year our favorite waziri was born and chuckled a bit. Kikuyu huns have been a menace tangu enzi za Nyayo

[Lawpoint Uganda @Lawpointuganda]

The judge knows all the tricks

[CR Sanchez @crsanchezx]

Granjeros franceses durante el Tour de Francia.

Les pagarán por hacerlo?

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

"I would like to apologise"
😄😆😄😆

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Company asked an AI how to fire people less painfully … here we go, HR gamification

😭😭🤣🤣

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

I lost a laptop in South Africa at an international conference. I lost a camera in Zambia. A colleague l was with in a conference in New York lost a laptop. Conferences all over the world attract thieves.

[Ndirangu C @Ndirangu_C]

Came across a picture I took years ago of the acacia trees that ran along the Nakuru- Nairobi highway (Morendat junction to delamare stop over point.)

[Ndirangu C @Ndirangu_C]

Meeting nephews and nieces in a cousins meeting and asking them, "Unaitwa nani and wewe ni wa nani" is a rather funny experience.