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[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I’m so incredibly in for this.

[Netflix @netflix]

MOURINHO, a three-part documentary, is coming to Netflix August 11.

With exclusive access to Mourinho himself plus interviews with Sir Alex Ferguson, John Terry, Iker Casillas, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Didier Drogba, Marcelo, Samuel Eto'o, Javier Zanetti, Frank Lampard, Petr Čech, and more of football's greatest names.

[ndi @Ndiuel]

U married the guy or girl?

[Bernard Stanford ✡︎ @stanfordNYC]

I once asked a stranger if he would switch seats with me so I could sit next to a girl I liked. He agreed, it was a 15 hour trans-Pacific flight and we're married now.

[ndi @Ndiuel]

Break the tension by saying u were making out with his wife... Was he supposed to start laughing?

[devlin 🦦 @fancygoblin_]

you're supposed to save "ok man"s for when people genuinely pick on you for your bad posture and oversized knuckles not when they're trying break the tension

[Lati @whoislatif]

failed engineering, advised to transfer but i dropped out, taught myself music production for a year, then reapplied to uni to study architecture.
i was dead broke, people whine me gan, dad had stage 5 kidney disease in year 1, i buried my mom last month.

my defense is aug 5.

[ndi @Ndiuel]

She could have been cured with a mirror?

[Froggy D. Luffy @FroggyDLuffy]

Bro this actually makes so much sense.
probably the best #Obsession theory I've heard so far

What y'all think?

[lynbian @Cheesebotrl]

sex is a porn thing, people dont actually have sex

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

“This Guitar you like playing, how much has it brought?” “This chess that you like, shay u fit use am make money?” “This language wey u dey learn sef, no be say dem dey pay u” What a people?!

[ndi @Ndiuel]

U guys keep romanticising gardens, larpers

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Genuinely, I DO NOT like the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[ndi @Ndiuel]

She could have put the spare in her bag sha

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Attended a wedding in the south of France over the weekend, and used a key skill I learned on social media.

A tale in 4 photos.

[One @Thee_Utd]

I never cvm once, this operating system wey I carry don 5quirt two times

Omo na she go pay me this time oo

[ndi @Ndiuel]

It has gotten so so bad

[dimden @dimden]

we lost the technology for reverse image search

[ndi @Ndiuel]

@notshalom_ Lmao, it's actually very mid

[ndi @Ndiuel]

Why so heavy

[Obikoya Adebowale @obikoyaemmanue1]

This guy sha wan make Anthony Joshua give ham a career changing wealth. He won't last a round in the boxing ring with AJ

[່ @pxrcyishim]

Bro scored a hatrick 💀

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

He’s gonna betray everyone and so many people are gonna act like they never saw it coming lmfao

[ndi @Ndiuel]

A very simple reason, a lot of dialogue from the earlier seasons of GOT was just lifted from the books, the HOTD story doesn't have much source material, so they have to fill in the gaps

[jessie de pointe du lac @eggtheunlikely]

House of the dragon has a problem with progressing the plot through dialogue as opposed to action because why has Rhaenyra and Alicent had the same conversation for 6 episodes

[Skraxx @OG_Skraxx]

Zaheer wasnt even that great of an airbender. The only reason he was so good is because No normal fighter/bender knows how to fight airbending with them being almost extinct.

The second Zaheer went toe to toe with Tenzin he got his ass kicked and it wasnt even close

[ndi @Ndiuel]

@horebzy Sex is not necessary