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[ERROL💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @errolbsk]

A criminal arrives from Somalia, with no papers. He claims he is a refugee. We have no means of verifying who he is, what is his criminal record or whether he is a danger to SAns. We instead, allow him to apply for refugee status at Home Affairs. What a fucking stupid country.

[Chilli Bite  @FutureBite]

He nailed it🤞🏾🔥

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Who does South Africa think they are?

We are behaving like a first world country.

We don’t have the capacity to take in any more people.

Let them seek asylum elsewhere

[allie #thrillerween @standthrad]

your telling me people HATED this song when it came out???

[AKA @akaworldwide]

I’m sure y’all miss Jacob Zuma now don’t you ... ungrateful bastards.

[nat 🪬 @habibiting]

Pusha is just so …. there needs to be a conversation lol

[mariana Z @mariana057]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

[A 🧢 @Ayomidegy]

Me running back to question 2 after question 5 snitched on it

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden

The remaining letters spell Denmark

[Nana Akwa @akwa_nana]

Me after fumbling a church girl after she asked me “who sold Jesus” and i said “Mikel Arteta”

[ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙 @zeliqisALONE06]

“Obtain it”😭😭

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Satan watching you scream after getting burnt by just hot tea

[Vee🫴🏾 The👑King🇿🇦 @Vukile_Vee_]

Liphi ibele😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

They found out that the suspects included women, and lost interest in the whole thing. These are your timeline moralists.

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭

[Mphoza @TiagoCreative]

First in my bloodline seeing a rat committing suicide..

[Eyewitness News @ewnupdates]

Early snapshots from the Central Energy Fund are already pointing to increases of around R2 a litre for both grades of petrol next month, and between R1,50 and R1,80 for diesel.
https://t.co/9xfRuTdRBf

[Gloria Ironbox @OnlyYouAli]

This would fuck me up for life

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Michael Carrick @carras16,

Firstly, I need you to stop being unnecessarily stubborn. Do the basics and you will win games.

I know the mistakes you made today, you wouldn't have made them when you were still an interim last season.

Don't allow overconfidence to ruin the good work you have done. And stop overcomplicating things.

Lastly,

Leny Yoro is not a RB.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

Matheus Cunha is not a striker.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

[Michael G🇬🇷 @Michael_Grigs26]

Dorgu sub killed the game idk why he persists with this bullshit