Renee Gauthier

Comedian/TV Writer/Producer - follow me on Instagram @nenegooter for critically acclaimed thirst traps

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

Monday night!!!

[Mr. Marchand @MitchMarchand]

Excited to have my girl @NeNeGooter performing for my first night of #MitchMondays at Fuego Bar & Grill
19563 Ventura Blvd, Tarzana, CA 91356

November 4th right after Monday Night Football (approx 9pm)

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

Talking shit is a therapy all it’s own.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

I still can’t believe everyone didn’t grow up with a hot dog stand selling pizza puffs- down the street. I’m sorry for your loss. #Chicago

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Italian.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

President Biden deserved better from his party and from his supporters. We should have never known that people wanted him to resign. He earned the private conversations. I’m so grateful he ran the first time. And I’m grateful he makes selfless decisions like this one.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

Look it’s simple, do you wanna live in Bedford Falls or Pottersville?
#vote

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

I would rather vote for the ghost of Joe Biden than these two losers. I would rather watch Kamala “weekend at Bernie’s” Biden before I vote for the alternative,

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

If I have to vote for Joe Biden’s ghost, I will.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

I wish there were more firework injuries.
#fireworks #july

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

Imagine getting engaged and your fiancé walks you into a home and says - “this is our home- I know it’s small” and it’s a 5 bedroom house. I’m lucky if I get engaged and my fiancé surprised me with health insurance. #BRIDGERTON

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

Colin Bridgerton always looks like he is sucking on a cough drop… #BRIDGERTON

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

What we need right now is a MC Skat Kat diss-track about Eminem…

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

When I hear people react to drama in real life with “you can’t write stuff like this” - my response is always “yes you can- someone just wrote that, pitching it and being told no right now!” #Writer #hollywood

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

@MAGAMichelleS69 @MarkHamill From a woman who couldn’t even type one sentence. (No punctuation weakened your burn, loser.)

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

@AndyKindler THIS is the joke that set you off?

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

A “meal train” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

People without kids should get a tax break.

[Renee Gauthier @NeNeGooter]

I will date a guy who isn’t that great but if I walk into a bathroom stall and there is something in the toilet - I find a better one… standards.