Nene News Network

Why frustrate and bore yourself with real news? We've got made up crap designed to pry a laugh from your cold, boring throat...

[Nene News Network @NeNeNewsNetwork]

Trump Gags Scientists, Tickle Tortures Them https://t.co/frP0ftNISe #comedy #realdonaldtrump #tickletorture

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Tonight’s A CLOSER LOOK: Trump defending Moore and Tax cuts https://t.co/1wAUTrRLOv

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Deep Down, Area Man Knows He’s Not Done Vomiting https://t.co/eZRyAcZFji

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

15 Memes Calling Out Annoying, Overly Dramatic YouTubers - https://t.co/RkltZkFFCl

[Brian Donald Wright @brianwright783]

A link to one of my #WIPs on Wattpad. Feedback welcome! The Razed Ruins Part I: Ill Tides - Prologue: The Letter #wattpad https://t.co/YxDXT4mJcO #amwritingfantasy #amwriting

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

https://t.co/f1U7hPyn6E #TMW You Call In Sick And Run Into Your Boss - Milana Vayntrub pulled a Ferris Bueller and ran into her boss. She needs YOUR help, quick!! #ThatMomentWhen #sponsored by @ekovideo

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

If Blake Shelton can be People's Sexiest Man Alive, Jim's pretty sure he has a good shot, too. @jefferiesshow

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kids Love When Mom Sad Enough To Just Order Pizza https://t.co/L8CxEpaniL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Historians said that newly uncovered documents indicate that most pilgrims sailed back to Europe in the fall of 1623 to celebrate the first Thanksgiving at home. https://t.co/439hVpbb10

[Brian Donald Wright @brianwright783]

Putting my laptop on airplane mode to minimize distractions isn't effective; it only takes one click to turn it off.... #writerproblems #amwritingfantasy #WIP

[Brian Donald Wright @brianwright783]

My book habit is getting expensive. Maybe I need an intervention.... #amreading #books #bookaddict

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia https://t.co/7K2qEskVxv

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconduct https://t.co/gVt5Hn9sDT

[Drunk History @drunkhistory]

Grab the eggnog for Drunk History's 12 Days of Christmas.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Privately Terrified His Sexual Assault Victims Will Someday Come Forward https://t.co/P4M8LBCoLd

[South America @SouthPark]

SNUGGLE!!! #southpark21 https://t.co/j3tUBPpeYB

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Emergency Responders Working To Dislodge Commercial Jet From Thick, Polluted Cloud Over New Delhi https://t.co/0GWDacRuxF

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline https://t.co/ChfbswritJ

[Brian Donald Wright @brianwright783]

Been enjoying these. In 400-level grammar we used to get extra credit for finding headlines like this, though this one is not really a grammar problem #funnyheadlines #humor #newspaper #comedy

[Brian Donald Wright @brianwright783]

A review I wrote about "Church and State" a political play that takes on some of the most pressing issues facing our country today but with a humorous slant https://t.co/5zRKDgnKIa #theater #politics #livetheater #guns