Neal Brown

Nothing spectacular...but I'm not dead yet

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@Nanny8Cox @ScottPresler Brilliant. There are no checks, never will be, but your blinding faith is spectacular.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Is this thing still on?

Happy Birthday, Time.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@SecRubio Just do your fecking job, your spineless troglodyte. Alienating the country just to appease your Master - did you swear an oath to him or country?

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

My Mum passed away on Christmas Eve, after a illness. It certainly made for a less than festive season, but I was delighted to find this photo and be reminded of my Mom's sheer delight at the encounter - mum did her make up at a concert in Austin. Thank you @DollyParton.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

"You look like @MarkHamill" - certainly not, but quite possibly one of the coolest things a customer has said to me.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@official_enya @TheShaskeenPub Same offer applies to @MarkHamill and @ACorr_Official

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

If @official_enya fancies dropping by @TheShaskeenPub for a few pints, Ross Krossowski will gladly buy you some drinks.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@sharon_wisner There were great times. I loved being the one who got to use the milk first as the top layer was extra creamy and so delicious in cereal or a cup of tea. Our milkman also had bottled orange Juice. It was legend.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@littlebowdeep Dick Pic, but in selfie mode?

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@MarkHamill The real sons are holding seats at the graduation ceremony

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@ManchInkLink @Manchester_NH My wife wants to know where City Hall got the lights that adorned the remaining trees. They're fantastic.

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Marge is such a tacky piece of shit.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tells BBC ‘journalist’ Emily Maitlis to “f**k off”after Maitlis tried asserting that MTG was a conspiracy theorist.

Maitlis: “Can you tell me why so many people that support Donald Trump love conspiracy theories, including yourself?”

MTG: “You're a conspiracy theorist and the left and the media spreads more conspiracy theories. We like the truth. We like supporting our constitution, our freedoms, and America first.”

Maitlis: So what about Jewish space lasers?”

MTG: “Why don't you go talk about Jewish space lasers and really, why don't you f**k off? How about that?”

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@littlebowdeep

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Had to break the bad news to a customer that she needs to invest in Ferrari now. Well played @LewisHamilton

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

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[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Right on point with @deanbphillips - bartenders for life! And I'm happy to cast him my vote today!

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Well now, this is an interesting POV. Awhhh. Blessed Christianship.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

White nationalist Christian fascist Tyler Russell declares that "we want Trump to be the dictator": "We don't want fuckin' your democracy, dude ... We want to lock down the country and start sending people to jail."

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

.@AndrewYang you are welcome to stay for a pint at @TheShaskeenPub next time. We have lots to talk about. #whoamisupposetovotefor

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

@ChristnNitemare Welp, you convinced me. Well done. See your at church tomorrow?

[Neal Brown @NealCBrown]

Johnny, this is my wife. Wife, this is Johnny Depp. Have fun, you two!! @hollywoodvamps