Nealio Dealio

TU | BLM

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Actualization. Realization.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

A white boy wearing a sheisty reminds me of buzz lightyear.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Anna: Neal would you kiss any of my friends?

Me: I’d rather kiss my Glock.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Cummin Cider, Natures Best

[degenerate 🐾 @ang3lbit3]

she call me apple the way i be in cider

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Thank You Lord

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Brian Daboll is out as the Giants head coach.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Spirit Airlines is the Waffle House of the skies. Cheap with a possibility of front rows seats of a fight.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

I begged someone for years to be the person I wanted.

This girl has been everything I ever wanted from a partner.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

I feel bad for mfs that have a BM. It’s like having an opp that you can’t kill.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

How you a man calling the cops over a ring?

You lost your ball, move on.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Nothing worse than an unspoken love.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

You can sit there and say you make more money then me, have more than me, do all these things that I can’t.

But end of day, I’ll outwork you. Whatever it is you do I’ll do 2x as much. Let em know I’m back.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Always trust your gut.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Hard times show you the true colors of people in your circle.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Online dating has to be thee worst in 2025. Basically have to be MJ Flu Game performance to get a response.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Ever had Dulce De Leche stick to the ceiling me either.

Compliments from my Sous Chef.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

I’m losing my sanity.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Someone check on Drake. Man might’ve hung himself.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

I used to make fun of guys chilling on the wall. Now I’m one of them. I just got off work ya boy is tired.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Wtf did they give his son. Kid is a skyscraper.

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

Am I watching a Shane Gillis skit

[Nealio Dealio @NealIodelio]

You just had to go there.

[Mike @Dart2Nabers46]

Trump really got back to the White House before the Giants moved on from Daniel Jones 😭