Neal Ormsbee 🚀

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

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[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

instead of arguing during a code review just approve the PR with a comment that says "mid" and watch the code quality skyrocket

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

Our biggest release in the 3 years I've been with Kubecost! Tons of cool stuff in here:

Cost forecasting, UI-based team management, revamped controls for savings automations, anomalous spend detection, network traffic mapping, and more.

Super proud of the team! Check it out.

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

Why does typescript suck so much send tweet

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@ThePrimeagen Came here to make sure this exception was noted, and you didn’t disappoint

[frog @monofrogue]

Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@ThePrimeagen Can’t be terrible at what you never try

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@SydSteyerhart @pmarca Hell yeah! In my head I’ve been thinking “Laser Deco”. Acc/deco is great.

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

What would Art Deco for this century look like? We’re back in the ‘20s and it’s time

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

Well this aged nicely

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

You’re crazy

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@init_malachi @simonsarris Same 🤝

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

total clown car

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

I had a baby recently, and I’ve learned that the human drive to suck is innate, and trumps most other things

…which I guess is why I keep writing software

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

If my dog were a country his top export would be hair

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

If I could wave a wand tho

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

Annals of tech opinions that aren’t worth investing time into: SQL should be renamed TQL — Tabular Query Language.

Graph and time series DBs have structure, too. Table-based DBs got the generic name because they came first.

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

Of course, we won’t do it. There’s too much invested in the current name. Like how electrical diagrams all depict the flow of electrons backward. We found out about the flow direction later, but it didn’t materially impact anything so we kept the standard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@EmmaBostian Having become an EM earlier this year and currently being on parental leave…I’d take thoughts on the point about returning if you can crank them out in the next few weeks 😅

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@shellthatsang @kyzcralotSxaM Married in the mind’s no good 😔

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

mfw I try fetch, got, ky, etc.
every. single. time.

[Neal Ormsbee 🚀 @NealOrmsbee]

@jullerino Wouldn’t block but would absolutely leverage the ol’ “suggest change” feature.

[Zak Kukoff @zck]

Founders: 5000 VCs are currently trapped with no food, no water, and no internet at Burning Man. They have nothing to do but listen to your pitch. Time to get in the arena