Neal

Just be nice, for a change, or I'll duff you in.

[Neal @NealP55]

@pipterino Massively overused at my place of work.

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena To escape their wrongful imprisonment.

[Neal @NealP55]

@emmybooth Have you seen your work? And look? And whole vibe?

[Neal @NealP55]

@MissHotPot I say!!

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena Tell him to be quiet in future.

[Neal @NealP55]

@MissHotPot 🎉Yes, it is; good to hear. (Looks local to me, too.)

[Neal @NealP55]

@emmybooth Come across a few "influencers" (catch-all phrase) on FB & IG (I don't follow, but algorithms do odd things) that do "legitimate" content & OF (to some degree). It's not a black & white world; you can do both & control what level you use them. Don't do something you don't want.

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena Give me until Monday.

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena Spot on:

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena Oh, you do have a boyfriend, then?

[Nitor @Nit0r]

Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods.

[Neal @NealP55]

The tactical deployment process is a masterstroke.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena You'll still need them, to power the defib he's gonna need.

[Neal @NealP55]

@MissHotPot Stand in it; your hotness will speed the process along.

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena "Oddly, this is not a timepiece. 'Gin o'clock' wasn't a real thing; just a cliche cunts used to print on teatowels."

[Neal @NealP55]

@MissHotPot Think of the positives; no more taxi.

[Neal @NealP55]

@sarky_sheena I wish I'd known sooner that videos that start "I wish I'd known sooner" are normally by morons who invent a harder way to do things.

[Neal @NealP55]

@WarGit Christ, he's beating up Cameron Mitchell!!