Neal Shepherd

bike racer, thing maker, founder @trophy_sports

[Neal Shepherd @NealShepherd]

@PopSci You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Another odometer milestone!

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The mascot for every Frontier Airlines plane should be the sardine, canned.

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Much iPhone. Such underwhelm. Wow.

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Trying to make QA fun(ny)

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YouTube changed their Twitter bio to “pivoting to video” in the wake of Instagram’s IGTV launch. Two multi-billion-dollar companies are using a third multi-billion-dollar company’s platform to be snarky at each other.
What a time to be alive.

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Missed opportunity to name it the
“No Air Force”
https://t.co/FuMp8Ckr9D

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That humble brag when you planned to deploy updated software late at night on a Saturday, but there’s one active user in New Zealand.

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Eating at a Tibetan restaurant, great food, but they were playing Itsy Bitsy Spider through Pandora. Asked them them to change the music to anything else, 30 seconds later:
Big Jack by AC/DC.
#askandyoushallreceive

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@JoeLewis1989 Natural (team) selection?

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Closing out my birthday by sleeping in Death Valley.
Mostly for the irony.

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@ReillyOpelka congrats on the big win, man! Super impressive, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Keep killin’ it!

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Literally is literally a word of clarification, not emphasis. Also, what bothers me exponentially more than that is when exponentially is used to just mean higher, and not correctly as: ‘at increasing rate of increase over a unit’
#irony

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Hell yeah! Thanks for helping the future arrive quickly, @SpaceX! #spacex #falconheavy #carinspace

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Hey @TSA quit stopping me and taking my almond butter and cookies. Do your damn job. (Which, by the way, is not being the fucking airplane food police.) #hangry

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IKEA should be a mandatory school field trip to demonstrate Newton’s laws of motion (carts) and the phsychology of interpersonal conflict.

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This is why Facebook is garbage. It's owned by advertisers. Not shareholders, not Zuck, and definitely not the users https://t.co/OfusbLa5q7

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Nerd. #OG https://t.co/jqhEHh3tNf

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Thankful to have @allys_bar in my pocket and as my sponsor via nexlete for my #allysbaradventure… https://t.co/jDwg4Wrwo0

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Holy shit! @SpaceX did it! First orbital-class rocket landed, relaunched, and landed again. The future is bright for space travel!