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Riddle:

I earn 1.5million annually, I spend 1.5million monthly, what am I?

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@DangoteGroup Well done 👍

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@yabaleftonline Moi moi… 😂

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@symplyDAPO I think “Diplomacy” should be made a compulsory learning at the basic and secondary levels of education in Nigeria, because that’s what is missing in this whole scenario. thank you.
C. B. Opara Esq.

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@afreximbank I’m going to be present 💯

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@Oluwa__Flavor @yabaleftonline 🤣

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@yabaleftonline Them say them go throw me punch but I swear them no reach ooooo ehhh!!!🤓

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@hvgoenka The subject matter of this sentence is “FEAR” but guess what? I derived a conclusion on this subject that says that as long as you learn, to unlearn and relearn, nothing is impossible.

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@excess_sin Abeg ooo, make ona come save me from this whining 😂

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@AmirSaadR , I am delighted to introduce myself as C. B. Opara, the Head of Legal & Company Secretary at Alana Green Limited, a leading provider of total mechanization services tailored to meet the diverse needs of farmers like you.

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@subomiplumptre Very Insightful, but for me, on the (2) issue, watering after planting can be supervised. We must ensure that we observe the outcomes of the seeds planted, especially the leaders and most especially as team players.

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@NBAYLFOfficial My humble suggestion for the benefit of young lawyers is that existing law firms employ the hybrid approach of employment, as remuneration for young lawyers is low and costs of transportation makes it even more difficult to get anything at the end of the day, thanks.

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The part where your man thinks he’s winning an argument, then your bestie��� who’s a part of him… starts to support you,😂 telling him that he’s wrong and that he should apologize 😂… he actually listens 👿… and begins to apologize… what’s that called?

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Recently, I had a dream where the moment a criminal is captured on any camera for 5sec, everyone with a smart device views 30 seconds video clips of the criminal’s crime scene and he is immediately traced…

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Being pretty is a plus, them go just look you, pity you 😂😂😂… Abeg leave my filter for me 🙏

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Why do I keep seeing fighting videos on twitter? Abi na only me?

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@BigQadi Abeg make Ona no chop me ooo… this breast is already outside… and she’s comfortable, the only thing I see is couples from different generations 😂

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"Eid Mubarak from Near Juriste, your virtual law firm! May this joyous occasion bring blessings and peace to you and your loved ones. #EidMubarak #VirtualLawFirm #NearJuriste"

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@Afia_Dimple 😘

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Please take your eyes away from my front hair 😂