Nearly Cooked

Pointing out near-misses, heart-wrenching almosts, and satirical spins on we almost had it moments—from sports slips to political what-ifs.

[Nearly Cooked @NearlyCooked]

@Hilbe This dude is sweating bullets right now lmao. Big Gamble to throw it on a bid. You know hes hoping for a scalp but seeing it only at 62 was probably not on his bingo card. Hes going to need to wait until the very last second for an impatient buyer w. F.u. money.

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@JamesMcPherson @Tesla_AI Seems to me like 57 on a 55 still above the legal speed limit. Simply leave it at chill.

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@pauljunk @ZachBeenvvr @Rivian 1K per week at this stage is insane. Considering there are around 25 weeks remaining in the year. Meaning they have ample time to increase efficiency, adjust timing and squeeze even more vs their Guidance. If that happens, shit. I see Rivian at 100 per share.

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@PollsTesla @cybrtrkguy He needs the extra 6miles lol.

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@brewski77 Very Rocket League.

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@Hilbe Could've Parked a bit more to the left (from the back perspective) you know... right on top of the blue line so that he could complain more that the cable doesn't reach... meanwhile leaving a ridiculous amount of space in the passenger side.

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@RivianTrackr Until theres fire in an accident that burns the electronics. Then you would wish for a manual release.

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@thedooberhead Bet they will flag this.

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@HumansNoContext The dude looks the same as that llama. They are twins.

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@Teslaconomics Oh god. Hes got the gloves.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺‼️🚨 LINDSEY GRAHAM'S TIMELINE

Last 48 hours:
1) Visits Ukrainian drone factories
2) Russia strikes drone factories
3) Graham “dies suddenly”

It could, of course, be a sudden heart attack right after returning home, but it could also be that he was struck in a drone factory by Russia.

Could someone in the administration have sent him there to get rid of him, knowing of the strike?

It seems odd.

Was it an internal US coup, Russian strike, or just a sudden heart attack?

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@R1Stephanie @Rivian A screen protector? Na bro It needs a wipe thats what it needs. For my OCD purposes please wipe it then send another picture.

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@oxmemelad @terakyalenadena Hahahahahahaha ^^^ this one is a Ho too.

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@BrodieCapital @RJScaringe Id say it was a favorable outcome to both due to thay realization. They knew they wanted more upon realizing the company now has a viable path to profitability. They got more cheaper before it skyrocketed leading them unable to mediate a deal with Rivian at lowe prices.

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@DaytonaZ33 @ignaciogeek @MKBHD @ZacksJerryRig @Rivian You are part of the 20% the other 80% are not subscribed nor have it paid. What I said doesn't apply to everyone of course. However, for 80% (Majority) it didn't matter for the sales. They still got a Tesla w.o FSD. Same applies for rivian. FSD wont matter they will still buy it.

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@Blackintus They have 5.3b on hand. Plus, 1.2billion offering raise. Plus 1.4something billion VW has left to invest. Plus a couple hundred million from Uber, PLUS 4.8billion dollar DOE loan for the Georgia plant. You see how they have the money?

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@edgecase411 Lidar would detect that.

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@ignaciogeek @MKBHD @ZacksJerryRig @Rivian FSD doesnt matter for vehicle sales.

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@MissJilianne Too high you can get a Cybertruck instead at those prices.

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@Hilbe Do it before it goes up.