Nearly Police

Nearly Police - fighting road crime that has nearly happened.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@MattTakeThree @MikeyCycling Hi Matt! We are the Nearly Police. Just like the livery on this car!

Police cars also have that background!

I am not sure the public would be aware that the lack of reflective material would say this isn't a police car!

It doesn't say dog unit on the side!

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

People actually think this is good driving.

[clive watts @clivewatts6]

@The_NFRSA The person actually breaking the law was the cyclist riding one handed and straying to the very edge of the cycle lane. The car was no closer to the cycle lane than cars travelling on her side of the road who would pass the cyclist. That why we have cycle lanes.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

Utterly crazy that people think this was safe.

[Peter Keating @peterk0578]

@The_NFRSA The only thing that changes between the 1st & 2nd shots, is the cyclist veering towards the road.
That was a safe overtake & the driver probably got just as much of a fright from a cyclist almost hitting them.
Distracted cyclist almost causes accident. That's the headline here.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@samjayne7755 @MikeyCycling We are on our way!

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@Facebruce @georgeeaton It is perfectly possible to expend thousands of additional calories in a day.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@Facebruce @georgeeaton You are wrong.

Walk for an hour, you use more calories than being sedentary.

Have more lean muscle mass, have a higher basal metabolic rate.

The myth is that exercise can account for a bad diet.

[Piggy Stardust @EnemyCoastAhead]

Ham Gate, Richmond Park. So much for 20mph. And to think @theroyalparks continue to ban e-scooters for undermining the ambience of the green spaces. Ban cars from this nature reserve. @MPSRoyal_Parks

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@AlisterBrenton @alexbloor Why do you call driving a "non-inclusive pastime"?

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@tristan_uk @anon_opin Hellmanns Mayo: 0.5g sugar, 428kJ
Hellmanns Lighter than Light Mayo: 0.6g sugar, 64kJ

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@martinfairchil1 @theJeremyVine Please use the non emergency number to report this nearly crime that occurred!

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@WestHamSteven @Naughtydrivers Would you like to report a nearly crime?

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

This is why we are here!

[Chloe 💕 @ChloeReadsBooks]

Petition for hobby cyclists to be banned on main commuter roads between 8 and 9am
Alan's in his lycra holding up the A38 and it's bad for my road rage 😂😂

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@James_birchy Oh dear.

https://t.co/aANEzsOY3w

[Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲 @cybergibbons]

Given that he seems to think that getting blocked is a win... He lost that one.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@James_birchy This is a great game.

https://t.co/aANEzsPvT4

[Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲 @cybergibbons]

Given that he seems to think that getting blocked is a win... He lost that one.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@James_birchy This one was way too easy.

https://t.co/aANEzsOY3w

[Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲 @cybergibbons]

Given that he seems to think that getting blocked is a win... He lost that one.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@James_birchy Can't take the heat, can you, James?

https://t.co/aANEzsOY3w

[Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲 @cybergibbons]

Given that he seems to think that getting blocked is a win... He lost that one.

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@AracerRacer @James_birchy @SeanBurton95 @cyclegaz A boring, and rather stupid troll:

https://t.co/KYoTOdUPhM

[Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲 @cybergibbons]

This troll spent over 2 days replying to the bot.

Weird thing is... he eventually worked out he was replying to the bot. But kept on replying to the bot.

It's purpose is to tarpit trolls...

https://t.co/2MtYN8zzXV

[Nearly Police @NearlyPolice]

@misspaulalondon @killercowmomo @DeaconThurston @busterbuster123 @theJeremyVine @Cardiff_Cyclist @jamesgibbon @MikeyCycling You may have been victim of a nearly crime.

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