If you pay child support for one kid it’s a whopping 20% of your income, but if you have another kid dude’s only worth about 8% bringing you up to 28% total so you really get more #bang for your buck on that second #bang
*dude letting baby cows suck his nipples* “I had to get used to it at first, but if I want to be a part of their life I have to adapt to their life too”
Do you guys ever search for a “(insert band name) acoustic” playlist on Spotify and then you go to it and there are electronic songs on there? You had one job. Delete your account.
@TradWife2049 Wait my buddies and I did this drunk already
“You went in too deeeep
You know I got some poo on you
My butt is wrapped around your finger
Is this smell going to lingerrr
Do I have to, do I have to smell your finger”