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If you pay child support for one kid it’s a whopping 20% of your income, but if you have another kid dude’s only worth about 8% bringing you up to 28% total so you really get more #bang for your buck on that second #bang

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I was always destined for big things she said you didn’t even make it to 5’10”

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Grocery bagger commenting on my contradicting food items feels like a HIPAA violation

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Thankful for Ben Johnson and his great body and free hot dogs

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@ChicagoBears @darnell_5232 @jonahjackson73

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Katy Perry will do literally anything besides show us her tits

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Smells like a brand new action figure on the CTA today. Brings me back

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Every morning I step out of the shower and play a dangerous game between my booty cheeks and my piping hot water radiator

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Looking for the type of gal to whip out a tiddy in a Photo Booth

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*dude letting baby cows suck his nipples* “I had to get used to it at first, but if I want to be a part of their life I have to adapt to their life too”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

There's no way

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Plumber currently in my apartment remarking how small my kitchen is 🤙 yea bro, I know.

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Do you guys ever search for a “(insert band name) acoustic” playlist on Spotify and then you go to it and there are electronic songs on there? You had one job. Delete your account.

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@TradWife2049 Wait my buddies and I did this drunk already

“You went in too deeeep

You know I got some poo on you

My butt is wrapped around your finger

Is this smell going to lingerrr

Do I have to, do I have to smell your finger”

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@sza Bug eyes and antennas stay on during

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Did you know that Call me By Your Name (2018) is the sequel to the song john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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@MikeGarafolo Says who? If he plays 90% of snaps are you calling this a win? How bout some context player

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I promised my momma a house but shit hasn’t gone according to plan so best I can do is my HBO login

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I guess I’ll never get to wear the shiny jump suit from the Mo Money Mo Problems music video. Thanks a lot P Diddy

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Someone said Chivalry is dead I said I don’t drive a truck but I’m gonna bang that lady

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@PeakedInHS_FF Thanks king. We are so back

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@yellz0 Plumbers have been saying this for years. Keep up!