Watch out! A cockroach! Greg is a bunch of cockroaches weating a human body.
He's also an owner of a coffeeshop/bookstore Marybeth works in.
He's really good at cooking, despite eating literal trash
oh you won't get it, I feel so unbelievably happy in this specific narrow window of weather. The smell of the ozone, the sound of leaves rustling, the cool wind, the clouds moving, the rumblings distant thunderclaps, nothing makes me feel so at peace with myself.
Fun fact, harvestmen are arachnids, but they arent spiders! They are their own thing, called Opiliones. Unlike a spiders which have 6 to 8 eyes, Opiliones have 2 eyes. They also have no venom, cant produce silk, have no fangs, and can eat chunks of food rather than just the liquids like a spider.
Theyre also omnivores, and eat plants and fungi along with bugs! Their jaws are too weak to bite human skin so they cannot bite you!
Theyve remained pretty much the same for over 400 million years!
As an elder, I humbly request we stop using "larper" and instead use the correct term "Poser".
Live Action Role Play enthusiasts should not be catching strays like this pleaseeeeeee god damn commmeee onnn
Instead of designing around virginity I designed around consent. They are wrapped in a grimy cloak but remain pure as long as their hands haven’t been used to harm another. Purity is not what has been done to you, but what you do to others