Used car dealer from Southern California

I do Moses comics.
Painfully Anachronistic - Flawed Earth-Flesh - Wicked & Lazy - Actually just a barn owl - They/He

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

face reveal

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@MarioBrothBlog Poor devs just wanted to make an Ultraman reference.

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@NOTAWEIRDGIRL locking my chud sons whom I hate into the drawer so I can watch tv and drink

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

Michael Jackson And Blanket ($400)

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

he has such exact bara titties

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

Kaptain Skurvy's name is commonly incorrectly formatted as "Captain Scurvy" in written literature of the show, such as Nelvana's website and home media releases.

[nick usen @nickusen]

“Look I uh I found something. Something in the store. A place. bu but It uh it shouldn’t be there. But it is. Dontcha see? look I…I know how this this sounds, but It’s uh it’s MAssive in there.”

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@Meowmeowmoo3 @hausofdecline We haven't had the big anual pride month discourse yet. Someone has to kick it off.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@M1das_OW2 @ZunkleFunkle He looks like one of the Scott The Woz friends who isn't in the videos a lot.

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@claudispock *They are 20.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

worst superpowers: Albert Heijn-vision. a small arrow in the corner of your eye directs you to the nearest Albert Heijn supermarket at all times. You do not live in the Netherlands.

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

everybody doing discourse meanwhile I'm just wondering why their setlist cartoonishly large

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@JJBAmanga Björk reference

[ats @TheATSthetic]

A comic about cavemen.

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@good_faces_bot pongo broke he dick

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@bronnyhatesthis You wonder, huh? What is this, some kind of "Wonder of U"?

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@FormerSoulKing bitches be like "mama" but their mama ain't even sapient

[Mel || HxH and Project Moon Era @FormerSoulKing]

This dude who presented an internal sociopathically apathetic mask has his only conception of love centered around a creature that's completely apathetic to his existence #hold 😂🫵

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Used car dealer from Southern California @NeckAlbatross]

@combatdollwatch didn't even have a beer to throw at the guy lil man had to use his pepsi