Neckbeard Hacker

Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Also in white-on-black
https://t.co/bAjcln5Wis

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

What, nobody made an (un)official logo for #ClownStrike yet? 🤡 Don't worry, Team NeckbeardHacker has you covered.

Get the shirt here: https://t.co/HbVYDa2ozz

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

#ClownStrike 🤡

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow 😔
NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend 😎

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

First U2 now this

[Chris Maddern @chrismaddern]

the bitcoin whitepaper ships with every mac 🤯

open /System/Library/Image\ Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elon’s posts

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.

[disappointed but not surprised @dsracoon]

@NeckbeardHacker That's what they call a short squeeze I guess

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

bump

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

"No one is irreplaceable" muttered the CEO to himself repeatedly, struggling through "Teach Yourself PHP and MySQL" at 3 AM.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

this guy gets it

[Alvaro Videla - 🇺🇾🇨🇳🇨🇭🇮🇹 @old_sound]

the cloud is a couple of rsync calls held together by a bunch of bash scripts

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

This poll had too many options

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Ummm... Only twitter blue votes counted?
https://t.co/mwlH4JyKKu

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

"I have a great idea for an app, I just need someone to code it for me! ☹️"

- Elon fans currently giddy about "overpaid" Twitter engineers getting "fired"

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)