Whiterun Guard

my knee hurts. pfp by @areggono, banner by @LookingForLoo

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

my life consists mostly of mead and existential dread

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

skyrim would be funnier if all the npcs talked like sims. imagine brynjolf coming up to you like "me hoy minoy"

[Rᴏʙɪɴ ! 🔪 @drxgonborn]

god still hasn't smited me for my hubris, so my work is unfinished

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

@_woodlandsystem you're right, skyrim is way sturdier than these things

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

I'm convinced these things were made by bethesda

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

time to take a shit on the taxpayers' dime

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

attaching sirens directly to my helmet

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

get back on this account and I get a notification that says I'm shadow banned so they can make sure I'm human??? thalmor censorship

[✨skamp✨ @Sorenova]

legit just put my socks in the fridge by accident

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

the song "Sigurd Ain't So" actually goes pretty hard ngl

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

I saw this in my youtube recommendations and I feel like everything in my life has led me to this moment

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

if you're curious, I assure you it's exactly what it professes to be
https://t.co/nWRbdwHNvd

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

@_Jyggalag_ it's good if you're a cringeposting conoisseur

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

@Frozen_TESV there is an episode of supernatural that did this unironically

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

when you join the volkihar vampires

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

@pantaloonzzz I'm pretty sure the winner was me actually

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

I think belethor says "fuck" a lot, but secretly, when we're not looking

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

word of power learned: zoinks

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

SHAGGY THIS ISN'T MEAD