Plasticmakesperfect

[Plasticmakesperfect @NeedPinotGrigio]

Here’s who I would cast for the next season of #TheTraitors . I kept it realistic even though I would have loved some huge stars, or people who’ve stepped away from reality (like my favorite villain, Raquel/Rachel Leviss). But anyway, here it is… even though no one asked!!

[Barefoot Cuntessa ✡️🙋🏾‍♀️🇺🇸💙 @bitchybybravo]

Not her big ass acting like she lost weight from exercise and not the GLPs. Hulkamania stop it! #RHOC

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The transition from #PumpRules to #TheValley was *flawless*

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Brittany was deeply offended that someone called her a messy drunk...

Then immediately got sloshed, slurring words and spent the rest of the night proving their point 💀🍸

Also... Jesse did NOT owe her another damn apology!

#TheValley 🍿

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ @badbtchlookbook]

All the boys including fitzy had a problem w jasmine getting a drink spit in her mouth during a challenge but fitzy literally dry humped & kissed 2 women at the same time but “he wasn’t doing too much” while also being closed off w Lola.. these doubles standards… #loveislanduk

[jolt @meltborne]

the entire villa going silent including his boys… do you know how sinister you have to be to have the worst men in love island history be appalled at your behavior #loveislandusa

[kai-°🏝️ love island era @sawayamacarthen]

the girls are right. fitzy was a "gentleman" when he was under Lola's nose but acted like a hooligan when he was away
#loveisland #loveislanduk

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Ellie is one of the realest girls to ever be in the villa #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Reina 🐰🦊🪻🇩🇿 @ReinaImdev]

Corbin mad af kenzie didn't break down or cry on him but put him in his place instead, he keeps acting like a manchild throwing a cake in her face instead of a proper apology & Megan calling him out felt so good
#LoveIslandUSA

[BravoBadGirl @BravoBadGirl]

10/10. No notes. Absolutely lethal. She annihilated Rulla and Brian on that stage. She absolutely owns who she is- she might be my new favorite housewife ever. #RHORI

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

more iconic lines in 1 season than gina and emily have in 8

[chichi @Chi_Ellaaa]

Is Micas dad the producer or what?????? All the tweets about Mica and they didn’t show none????? Yet they have read out a lot about Jasmin and Simba ????? #loveislanduk #loveisland

[®️ashard©️ a.k.a Jennifer Jolie’s $2K 💍 @SupaSlashBro]

@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal Rowan is kinda cunty…she’s giving diva and I like that 😌

[Plasticmakesperfect @NeedPinotGrigio]

@keeping_kevin It’s to much. I don’t like her or agree with her on a lot of things but she’s a great mom and she’s beautiful (even if I would love to change her style)

[Unimpressed Ghost ❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 @unimpressedTO]

This narrative that Brittany is some sort of innocent country pumpkin is ridiculous. She was 100 percent in on it all with Jax #TheValley

[lee ꨄ | li era 🏝️ @lee4presi]

“I don’t wanna cuddle in the 40 degree Mallorca sun” Lorenzo can’t be real 😭😭 #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Charlie thinks Brooks Marks is a social climbing attention wh*re

Not his words, but that’s what Charlie is saying 😂😬😬 #NextGenNYC

[tasha @TashaMarie3388]

@queensofbravo So many in the comments just completely making assumptions that it’s all tom due to a less than 2minute clip. yall just don’t like him and now will make excuses and justifications to excuse her abuse like he deserves it. Gross. Why does her dad live w/ him and her? Prob using him

[oomfs was a catfish (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) @dcnutcunt]

THE QUEEN OF SCOTLAND

[You instigate, I retaliate @RHOReceipts]

Jasmine stop telling Zach what to do, 3 episodes in fkn row 😒 I hope she's chopped next season so fkn annoying and confusing #TheValley

[DoxieMama @DoxieMama70]

Jax always said (both on #PumpRules and #TheValley) that once he was gone, everyone would hate it because it would expose how bad they all really were. He wasn’t wrong.