𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜

Sometimes. I feel like a third wheel. Most of the time, I am.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

— excuse me, sir !

﹝ there must be someone you've confused me for ! ﹞

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

BOYPUSSY FRIDAY!!

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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i hear you loud
and clear { READER. } —

but i don’t think that’s a -
well -
not a great idea, but -
💧💧💧

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[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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did i ever lose my glasses ? —

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[ᅟᅟᅟ𝙇𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙇 ✮ @thatscreamer]

https://t.co/oAVeWFNpIK

where are all the transformers gals and dudettes!

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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oh my .

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[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i’ve a good heart, albeit insane.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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i see why
people like pie !

this IS
good .

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[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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wow .
how interesting .

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[ꨄ @lostaffections]

love me, that’s all i ask of you.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

https://t.co/hbCI3sdf9w

Really considering on switching this account.. to a different muse.

Because I don’t see myself using Zeke that often as before.

[ford pines bot @fordpinesquotes]

Kyaa, my legs are cold.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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mhm .

anytime, pool .

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[DEADPOOL. ⚔️ @immortaIem]

That's awfully sweet of you.
I'll have to see if I can work it into my busy schedule.

[ She's not busy. She just doesn't want to look desperate. LOL. ]

Thanks, Spidey.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

save me parasocial relationship save me.

[۟ @godsfell]

i— i could never replace your real partner.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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then i’ll be waiting .
no tricking you, none of that .

i genuinely
want to see you happy .

and if it costs me anything,
i’ll give it up .

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[DEADPOOL. ⚔️ @immortaIem]

hmm.........
maybe!

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

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maybe .

but . .
still .

what i just said still
stands .

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[DEADPOOL. ⚔️ @immortaIem]

I think we may have conflicting interests because I flirt with you very openly and that might be malpractice.

[𝙴𝚣𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚜 @Need_Caffeine_]

https://t.co/hbCI3sdf9w

THANK YOU.