VampireNeeded

For legal reasons I am required to tell you I am not a real vampire and will not feast on your blood. Listen to this podcast, sucker:

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

Listen to my podcast. Or don’t. I don’t care. Odds are I’ll come to your house tonight so you probably want to give it a listen now.

https://t.co/A2Uzg9FPbU

[WhatDoYouSay2TheGodOfDeath @NotTodaySuckaaa]

I’m officially you look good for your age old

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

@AudioFictionUK Thank you!!!

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

Practical joker? Sorry, I misspelled that. I meant asshole.

[☃️SnowBelle☃️ @SnowBellesHell]

reverse cowgirl so you can watch that ass bounce

[Betty Draper @highmay29]

I wonder if anyone has thought of hanging mistletoe over their clit yet

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

@drinkerbelle4 Such a thing as possible?

[☃️SnowBelle☃️ @SnowBellesHell]

i need a good massage… with your tongue

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Bury yourself in her so deep that the sounds of the world around you don't exist

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

@NoFilterAnjali We need to talk. Just got a message from the doctor.

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

@ASoftstar No

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

If your skin feels cool, I’m not doing my job right.

[Jetta-Fire 🔥🐦‍🔥 @JetBomb25]

Excuse me sir, is this seat taken?

*sits on your face

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

That parallel universe where nutella jars moan when you stick your fingers in their sweet creamy chocolatey perfection

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

Will you cut my roast beast?

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

Feed me snacks so I know it’s real

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

half of me is sweet af, the other half is well, batshit fuckin crazy

[A poorly put together taxidermy fox @OGPoutyMcgee]

If I run with no undies on and the wind catches me in just the right place my vagina sounds like a lost whale.

[VampireNeeded @NeededVampire]

@RenaeLuvsMovies Yes