These legs are a result of 11 yrs of figure skating!
These big ole fake boobies are also a result of 11 yrs figure skating!
Never lost the legs
Never grew the boobs
The moral of the story is you can buy new boobs but you can't buy new legs!
Winning!
My Hometown is a hamlet of less than 40 people in Northern Alberta on a half mile of road, real life blink and you miss it, There’s some street lamps!
Its farms in every direction, I am not scared of cow farts! You can shove a solar farm up your ass!
• Calgary March 19-20
• DT Vancouver March 22-24
• Whitehorse March 25-30
* I might delay Saskatchewan, MB, Ontario till Mid April.
• don’t forget to check all the sites in Canada, one of Canadas highest reviewed across all platforms with zero bad things written about me…
Leah Laurence 💋
That says something about me as an entertainer. 😈