Neel Behl

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

is that girl @GreenSmooth31 dumb lol? she lets us watch her get off for free

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

And when I'm at the beach

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

you got to get on that!

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

man

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

25? I'm 40. Holy shit

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

what are you

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

uh

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

You

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

Edith? Are you asking me as a therapist or as a wife? Which one is cheaper

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

Am I nuts

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

Yeah

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

are you prepared to be...the God Focker?

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

Greg

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

I've come to realize that next in line to the Byrnes throne is you. So I ask you

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael? No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

Hmm...well

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

my friend. It ain't over-easy!

[Neel Behl @NeelBehl]

You got any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison? I'll tell you this