Neel Rohatgi

he/him // Generic guitar guy

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

@utothettotheb The correct way to announce arrival anywhere

[Based Dom NiggaButt/Acc @based_d0m]

Got on the plane yeh

Flight attendant asked “window or aisle?”

Window or you’ll what mate?

Chinned the bloke right there

Absolute gimp

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

“Isaac Newton was 23 when he discovered gravity”

The ASU frat leader was 20 when he brutally frame mogged Clavicular

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

@utothettotheb #khidkipejaali

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

@siddhusings By definition it is unfortunately

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

I've read research papers with less technical jargon

[🧛🏾‍♀️ @chromeheart600]

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

[Acacia🐰 @iiiiwanttolive]

Woman slowly starting to fall in love on 5th date:
I just … there’s never been a man who’s made me feel as safe and understood as you. 🥰🥺

JUJUTSU KAISEN NARRATOR:
* With the exception of Satoru Gojo.

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

Sometimes acronyms are a bad thing

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

Is anyone else getting tree of pain vibes from this (with Henry as The Shrike from Hyperion Cantos)

[Rezz @agelessoath]

Since this is very clearly the corpse of the Mind Flayer, I wonder how it died

Did something kill it or was it of old age, I’m actually really interested to see if they’ll explain that

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

This is quite literally the last straw on modern society's back as it becomes a caricature made by a dude living in his mother's basement

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

Clavicular RAN OVER a stalker that tried hopping on his windshield 😳

[Skely @123skely]

You need to be insanity maxing. You need to be getting crazier. You need to be getting wilder. You need to be constantly out of pocket.

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

Asking Grok if Elon is in fact the throat goat and Bubba just had to settle for Trump

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

I refuse to believe this is a real person what

[Adrija @altrija]

real talk gobhi paratha easily superior to aloo paratha but nobody wants to admit it. because of the Woke.

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

@mermaidhaba Chamaat club where

[Anthony(COMMS ARE OPEN!!) @Anthonylegua1]

Safe
#Silksong #Hollowknight #Hollowknightsilksong #Silksongfanart #hornet

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

@mermaidhaba This is how I find your Twitter wow

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Neel Rohatgi @NeelRohatgi]

"Zeroed in on one strong candidate" it's never been more over 🥀 https://t.co/saZk6AWi8R