Neele 🧷

Biden’s nominee to head the U.S. Department of hats for rats (she/her)

[Neele 🧷 @NeeleNewt]

No

[yalitza apariciosus @dunevillenuve]

“how did u know phoebe bridgers was in my top spotify wrapped”

[matt danger @FlimfloomNFT]

if you had the chance to live forever.. would you

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

the days are starting to run together

[krzyzis 3 @krzyzis]

the wrong amazon is burning

[evo psych googling @evopsychgoogle]

woman: im in terrible pain and i need help
doctor: the bad news is that u have rectovaginal endometriosis
woman: oh no...
doctor: but the good news is im enrolling u in a study
woman: u mean like a clinical trial?
doctor: [staring directly at the womans chest] oh, youll see...

[Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie]

When I leave a guy’s apartment and his 9 roommates are in the living room

[Neele 🧷 @NeeleNewt]

Ty for the birthday wishes mom

[Neele 🧷 @NeeleNewt]

Friends that hype you up 🥰🥰

[Neele 🧷 @NeeleNewt]

Trick question it’s because I ask them to

[Neele 🧷 @NeeleNewt]

Why do ubers always put country music on when I get in

[JAWNY @jawnyutah]

My ass drunk in the mirror coming home from the bar

[adam @brokeangeI]

yes the rumors are true my standards for men are rising again even though they’re unrealistic and are probably not even possible!!!

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

going to sleep like a sexy bitch tonight what ever you think this means

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Don’t Need My Presidential Candidate to be Likable, but I Do Need Them to Know All The Lyrics to Salt-N-Pepa’s "Shoop": https://t.co/PFx5ky3ttp

[Gina Rushton @ginarush]

Reductress is going so hard this week

[Reductress @Reductress]

The 6 Hottest Up-and-Coming Cities For Millennials Who Cherish Bodily Autonomy: https://t.co/VydG0F5DW1

[Reductress @Reductress]

4 Summer Dresses that Say, "This Company Doesn’t Make Clothes for My Body Type" https://t.co/5J8EiPuBpJ