hannah pinter

I'm not that young anymore.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

@KarenKilgariff I did too. Why is it so fascinating???

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

@tencobb @SarahSquirm I had a Samantha. And I was a bitch.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I hate the hotel trivago guy

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

Check it out, tonight's a good one! https://t.co/LkS2aBIgc5

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

All new Talk Show The Game Show TONIGHT at 10pm on @trutv with @mariabamfoo @JAdomian and @benroy00. It's a great one.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

When my nieces have to go to bed, I experience their FOMO for them.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I literally slipped on a banana peel this morning. That's fucked up.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

Wish I would have known this mask was just a BIORE STRIP FOR THE ENTIRE FACE!!!

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I don't know what's come over me, but I'm legit alone watching sports right now.

[Hayley @HAYLEYnyc]

YAASSSSSS STANDUP & SKETCH COMEDY?! #ITSON #WINNING #ALL2016 https://t.co/bVut4CcBBy

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

My mom paid a boy scout $35 for 2 bags of popcorn today. I don't have anything funny to add to that. That's all.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

Shirtless drivers, I don't understand.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I refuse to bring a case of water in from my trunk because there was once a spider in there.

[Siri Daly @siriouslydelish]

I wish Twitter was more like Instagram and Snapchat and everything else that is the same exact thing.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

3 hours, Bachelorette? Really?

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I was late to soul cycle so I must have missed the part where they gave the entire class Molly.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

Watching @siriouslydelish on #ChoppedJunior! You're such a pro!And look pretty in green! Way to go, sister.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I'm moving to Portland and buying a tiny house. Bye.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I'm really impressed by the chick driving next to me and her ability to French braid her hair while driving.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I've killed 3 bugs in the 5 minutes I've been home. SEND HELP.

[hannah pinter @NeenahPinter]

I just found out I'm afraid of squirrels.