Limitless โ๐๐ฃ๐ with a lisp ๐ค
๐๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐ player with a ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ซ-๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฌ๐ coated bxtchbreaker ๐
Approach at your own risk ๐
Co-op with: @xxx_dorkyGEEK
"Dear thlutth, can you ecthplain why, when you thee me on a buth..."
"YOU KEEP FUCKING ATHKING 'ITH THITH THEAT TAKEN?' BEFORE THLAMMING FULL-FORTHE ON MY LAP!?!?!?"
"I can't even touch grathth without you noobth harrathing the thperm out of my ballth!"
(๐จ:RadRoachHD)
Come. Eat.
It is better to be full before you imgrenate womb again~โฅ๏ธ
Or do you prefer being ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐~?
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โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
โฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
(Oc and art by @/Krekkov)
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๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐บ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ
/ห๐๐ฎ๐บห๐ฝฤซ(ษ)๐ฟ/
๏ฟผA vampire is a mythical or folkloric creature that sustains itself by feeding on the vital essenceโusually the bloodโof the living. In traditional lore, they are depicted as the undead, rising from their graves to prey upon sleeping victims.
Well duh!
56 levelth in the [PHEROMONIC] thkill tree tho I can have [INSTANT MINDBREAK] (scent) to auto-win battleth.
32 more in [TWO HANDED WEAPONS] and [RE-EQUIP] tho i can force PvP noobth to drop all they have to equip my [Neetpole++].
The other 500 are jutht to aurafarm.
"Remember that thith nerd can tholo an engame raid dungeon by himthelf"
Joined [Melvin]'s roomโ
"Tho i don't need healerth, what I need ith thomeone to dump the 'Hyperfertile Thperm' thtatuth build up"
[Melvin] forcefully changes your class to "Healslut"โฆ
(๐จ:Cyanu_Cyanide)
"Today there'th no clever potht"
Melvin wacks you with his [GoonRod]: -๐๐๐๐
"Jutht me wacking down your INT thcore"
Melvin wacks you with his [GoonRod]: -๐๐๐๐
Melvin wacks you with his [GoonRod]: -๐๐๐๐
Melvin wacks you with his [GoonRod]: -๐๐๐๐
(๐จ:mooganpov)
"Thuckth to thuck noobth!"
โโโโโ
"Only the top Helldiverth are elegible to get the 'Dithpothable Unitth' thtratagem"
D.U. called to [Melvin]'s bedchambers
"Have fun thhlicking in a trench while I'll enjoy your repurpothed, feminithed boyfriendth"
(๐จ:GhosToastArtist)
โ ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ ๏ธ
โ๏ธ one plant workers exposed to toxic chemicals turning her into a black latex like leech who lurks in the sewers and feeds on wasteโ๏ธ
๐completely limitless lifeform with no regrets ๐
โ ๏ธ enter at own riskโ ๏ธ
"If I find you in a game looking like thith..."
[Reader] spawned as a Bokoblin!
"...and you are enough XP to level up..."
High level enemy aproaching [Reader] position!
"RUN"
(๐จ:orangechikkin)
"Y-you hagth acting tho high and mighty jutht becauthe you can't get pregnant anymore๐ข"
*GULP* +100XP
*GULP* +100XP
"Onthe i'm done emptying your milkjugth i'm going to make you thorry!!!"
*GULP* +100XP
*GULP* +100XP
"I'll... I'll drink jutht a bit more XP before though..."
"Urgh, yeth I thtole your thupport, tho what?"
"We had a free thlot and were going in an endgame dungeon raid tho we picked her healthlut butt up"
"Thhe levelled up to much thhe'th not interethted in your lother party anymore, tho I'll keep her untill thhe breakth"
(๐จ:cham22)
(Aparently Xitter does't alow me to schedule posts anymore, if this gets no solution the last of my posts is scheduled for August 4th and it'll probably be my last one as I can't always be online to make them with a regular pace WITHOUT the scheduling feature)
Melvin was finally added to Dead by Daylight killer roster but was retired after just one game after his first victim disappeared under mysteryous circumstances.
[Th1ckB1mb0]'s Log:
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Sat 21:04
[Melvin] joined the game...
(๐จ:Lilly_3D)