प्रमोद दयाल सिंह नेगी

Just Shitty

[प्रमोद दयाल सिंह नेगी @Negitarian]

2500 ka Kurta pehan ke office gaya tha and 250 ka Diwali gift tak nahi mila. And office ka kaam karwa liya wo alag.

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Please reduce retirement age to 35.
Mera ho gaya yaar, 6-7 mahine aur kar sakta hoon fir mujhe pension chahiye. 🦥

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A few know, I survived my death twice at the age, you got parental responsibilities, and making preg bumps.

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I ain't toxic actually, I talk point to point and it hits someone's joint to joint.

#ageofsigma

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Superbly expert in ghosting. I ghost myself all of a sudden from society.👻

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Bass Pakistan mein Talha Anjum ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye, baaki toh sab nakshe se uda do.
@talhahanjum 💓

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Just want to finish my role in everyone's life in a snap like Thanos did in End Game.

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अपनी वाणी का अफसोस मुझे अनेक बार हुआ, परन्तु मौन का लगभग कभी नहीं।

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नरके प्रथमं स्थानम् !

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"त्वां विना अहं स्वर्गमपि न इच्छामि|"

[प्रमोद दयाल सिंह नेगी @Negitarian]

Pure Mard Samaaj Mein Drum Ka Mahol Hai. 🛢

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Keep your relationship private at that level even your partner ain't know.

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Everything you're excited about, I regretted trying years ago.

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Man with Ego and Anger (Control).

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I am at my lowest, and people still see me as their competition. 🫡

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🗣: How bad your luck is??

Me: Ek baar Billi mera rasta kaat ke khud truck ke niche aa gayi.

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I saw Wrong Turn & Final Destination when I was 16, and today's kids are obsessed with brutality of Animal & Marco.

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I am at the age where I can date a Mother.
And her daughter too.💀

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The plan is to marry at 70. Suffer a little and die.🥲

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I ain't ghost people, I save them from me.☠️