Jamie

Pro: Nickelback, fruits & vegetables, holistic wellness!

[Jamie @NegotiateNutri]

“Health” is a chain of decisions and relationships that you can negotiate everyday, with every choice. Physical, mental, & emotional health.

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Emily is the worst significant other of any of the F•R•I•E•N•D•S

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Choosing who goes in your family bubble is like when milennials first got cell phones in high school and we only got unlimited texts with our Top 5 Friends and could only change friends once per billing period. So you were really committing to something man.

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Most British Columbians aren’t sold on the idea of blending two households as the pandemic continues, according to a new study https://t.co/dPMwbKGoGU

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@FilmUpdates Cedrix Diggory be lookin’ more Joker than Batman in this photo shoot

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Having a baby has really given me perspective on the # of tasks I feel I ‘have’ to do each day. Turns out the only ones I HAVE to do involve keeping us both fed and clean. Everything else is negotiable; it feels nice to not put so much pressure on myself to be ‘productive’

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Faramir 100%

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@_nxlvn @jaredramanoodle 😂

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@jburko Yeah I only made it about 15 min before I jumped ship

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I am only just now watching “A Wrinkle in Time”. It was one of my favourite books as a kid and tbh it’s one of those adaptations that just falls so short despite a good cast and doesn’t do the novel justice at all

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@addelica Depends if he is wearing the band aid or not

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The real winner will be me , because I love them both @addelica

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Ludacris and Nelly will be going hit for hit for the next Verzuz battle.

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Your baby can be fussy and cry all night and make it so you don’t get a wink of sleep but the second their little mouth turns up at the corners with a hint of a smile you INSTANTLY forget how tired you are; it’s a totally involuntary reaction

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They are two of my favourite fighters, and I always think they look alike: Justin Gaethje is TJ Dillashaw, just a few sizes up.

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Wake up to find that Nelly, Ted Bundy and Jesus are all currently trending on Twitter. You just know I clicked on all of them to investigate why. This site is weird.

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Remember when Kelly texted Nelly via Microsoft Excel and was getting mad he didn’t text back🤣

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Westley from The Princess Bride tho amiright

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@jaredramanoodle You make this And I’ll ^

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I am thoroughly sick of hearing celebrities’/athletes’ thoughts and opinions on politics/current events.I prefer when they just sing their songs, make good movies etc. You also don’t constantly need to virtue signal that you are trying to use your celebrity for some cause/crusade

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Is a sign that they have matured. It’s not genuine and they are simply saying whatever they think will stop the thought-police twitter mob from domino down on them. If we want genuine change, removing all their economic opportunity isn’t the way to do it. Rant over.

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Controversial opinion: I don’t think that those hockey players should lose all their opportunities because someone leaked a convo where they make “inappropriate” comments about a woman’s body. No, it’s not “nice”, but it’s also not illegal...

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I also believe that eventually, people become aware that these type of guys are jerk-offs and avoid them anyway. You can’t hide the fact that you’re a dick forever, people get sick of it and you pay for your idiocy if you don’t mature and learn. I don’t think a forced apology