Negronicheesecake

Ethically non-monogamous bi couple from Melbourne with a passion for good liquor, fine food and sexy playmates

[Negronicheesecake @Negronicake]

@bedhoppersUK It's wonderful 🥰

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Make it so.

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Cleaning out my t-shirt drawer. It's nice to get a surprise reminder of what a total badass you are. Form an orderly queue folks #whenthewallsfell #armswideopen

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Read @flightdeckdoor expose of the filthy goings on a plane. Mile high? More like fly competently and make sure sure everyone gets there safe.

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At this point Trump could fuck a dog live on Fox and the hosts, WH staff and GOP Senators would hold the leash, feed it biscuits and swear an oath that dogs aren't real whilst appointing a circuit court judge that says actually dog fucking is kinda cool.

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@SwingDownUnder @thatcplnextdoor @AverageSwingers 😛

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@SexWithEmily @followcrave Heh heh @NegroniPie is The Expanse 😁

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That'll be the start of a war unlike anything most of us have ever seen then.

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@PaloozaPodcast @wegottathing @sxuninterrupted @playhouselv @SwingerDiaries @DateNation @SecretsHideaway @SwingersHelp I now know more about this playroom than most rental properties in Sydney 😁

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A beautiful, sad and ultimately uplifting start to the 2020 reads. You will be emotionally eviscerated over and over...and over, but you know, in a good way.

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@bedhoppersUK @NegroniPie It is now!

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I would NEVER call @NegroniPie crazy, but we do currently have a little over 6.5kg of pasatta in the pantry. We didn't make it and we don't own Italy. We bought it. All of it. On purpose. For the apocalypse.

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@bedhoppersUK @NegroniPie Yay! So damn tasty

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@rgxttplayer Same. I just thought the first half was terrible by any standard. I was bored. Second half was great fun. It was like they switched script writers and director half way through.

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Finally saw Star Wars. My advice is to buy tickets, arrive about an hour late and then enjoy a fun sci-fi romp! Talk about a movie of two halves. Oof!

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@allwaysn4ever The first half was laughably bad. The second half was great fun.

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Happy New Year folks. I'm amongst the sexy fun, spare a thought for a country in crisis. Twenty years ago when I studied climate change at one of the best universities in the world, the evidence was overwhelming. I fear we're now to late. This photo is the middle of the day.

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I know I'll just relax with a bit of TV. Years and Years, that sounds good. Will be fun to chill.

45 minutes later...

*gently rocking in the corner*

Too real. Way too real.

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So all I'm saying is there is a serious discrepancy between male and female boudoir wear.