Miranda Neidhammer

i live at home

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

Plot twist: Third party candidate Gary Johnson is elected president.

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

💡🏠 https://t.co/HfJvw6ChAn

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

This kid wanted to pay me $40 to do TWO math projects for him.
Oh honey.

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

TOMORROW IS...

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[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

@hannah_yost11 it's cause you're so hot

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

The kid behind me in lit just asked why we were making prezis...

[brooke @BrookeSnodgrass]

stress level:

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

@hannah_yost11 when tanner doesn't make the cut😂😂😂

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

@ItsPreciousB I always love your movie reviews❤️

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

I don't mind going to math, I mind having to listen to Tyler Gowan run his mouth about literally nothing for 55 minutes WITHOUT stopping...

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

@rushsyd told you I wasn't short... I'm average high 😛

[Jon Langston @JonTLangston]

Take her on breakfast/ church dates

[Ben & Candy Carson @RealBenCarson]

Mr. President, let’s not be concerned if we offend our enemies, let's pay a whole lot more attention to how do we protect our people. #SOTU

[Miranda Neidhammer @Neidhammer35]

I don't think it matters how long you date one guy, he will never know when you don't really mean that you're "okay"