Neighborhood Bitch

[Dirty Pickup Lines @dirtyIines]

Your face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you think your test went well but you still failed #NeighborhoodBitch #Failure #WinnersWinning

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you're feeling fab but someone tells you they don't like your outfit #KindIsDispleased #Fab

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you get all dressed up but your plans get cancelled #KindIsDispleased

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

Getting the "Hey buddy" text #friendzoned #BetterLuckNextTime #MyFaceBeLike

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

Me: *quotes movie*
Friend- I've never even seen that movie
Me-

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

Me: so what did you do last night?
Friend: YOUR MOM!!!
Me:

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When not even your mom says you look cute #TheUglyChild #WomanCrushNever #ManCrushNever #SorryImUgly

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

#AfterHighSchool #Adulting #WhoLetMeOutTheHouse

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you give him your number and he doesn't text you right away #Impatient #WhatsYourNameAgain

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When she makes you buy all the drinks #BetterGetSome #DontYouHaveAJob #Selie

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you finally meet offline, and she fat as hell #SelfieGameStrong #AwkwardTinderMatch

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When Coke tells you to "Share a coke with your girlfriend" and you're single as fuck #IllDrinkItByMyself

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you ask for her number and she says she has a boyfriend, but you see her leave with a stranger later #ShutDown

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When she's in the mood but her breath is stanky #NotInTheMood #WhereTheSideBitchAt

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you think you lookin good but no one compliments you #BishPlease #IBeLookinGood #MaybeImUgly

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When the hot guy tells you he has a crush on your friend #SuddenlyJealous #IWantLoveToo #TheUglyFriend

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you et a text saying "good morning beautiful" but it's followed by "sorry, wrong person" #awkward #IWantLoveToo

[Neighborhood Bitch @NeighborBish]

When you're done but the porno isn't over yet #IWantToKnowWhatHappens