Neil Edmond

I'm not really here.

[Neil Edmond @NeilAEdmond]

@TheLovelyEggs Every morning for the last eight days my four-year-old daughter has insisted on a game in which she has a toy chucked in a pond by a naughty teenager, then I, as David, retrieve the toy and dry it, and then, as Holly, chase down and remonstrate with the teenager.

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@captainward It should lick off.

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@fechtbuch @BackintheBronze Ooh, imagine!

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@slepkane Arise, Sir Monkane.

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@captainward You're not the dick here. Why sub-categorise your favourite animals by region if you're just going to fuck it up?

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@MCabournSmith I was thinking of the one with ferry on it.

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The Super Hero Squad Black Cat figure is secretly Deborah Meaden.

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@fechtbuch @Stanthorpe3 @passive_podcast @desertedgm @Monsters_Multi @sentinelsrpg Not yet. Have been liking ICONS.

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@michaellegge Each night I have been truffling your strawberries and enjoying them, thank you, but then wake with the phrase 'My Legge Foot' in my head.

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@bigedwards @lucyportercomic Less colourful than the Bristol Stool Chart.

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Who’s better? Like for Drake, retweet for 6 time World Snooker Champion Ray Reardon.

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@MrDavidReed I enjoy your mum's qualities of openness, sagacity and specificity.

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@lesbiaudrey

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@tetsell I didn't think I could admire you more.

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"Isn't it more that the Norwegian Wouldn't?" #GivesNotesToTheBeatles

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@DavidTylerPozz Ouch. Turns out I've been using it all wrong for years.

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@PopeLonergan @robinince Well, that's LOVELY.