Neil Armstrong

Family man. MUFC. All round genius. And modest.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@chris_kammy Leg. End.
That’s beautiful, Kammy.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@fesshole This is fucking topical genius.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

Two tickets available for #mufc v Brentford

North Stand N2403

Seated together

Members only and selling FV

Senior tickets

Any retweets welcome as my following is not huge @BPete1970 @DaytrippingRed

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

Hey @Dermo___ how about throwing in a little tribute to SLF tomorrow night at Victoria Warehouse?

Go on, you know it makes sense mate

[The 1958 @The__1958]

🗣️PROTEST DETAILS | Fulham Sunday 1 Feb 🔴✊
🕐 Time: 1pm

📍 Dual locations:
Meeting Point A: Top of Sir Matt Busby Way/Chester Rd
Meeting Point B: Outside Hotel Football

Both groups will converge at the Trinity.

Maybe a surprise on the day that reflects our dysfunctional, inept ownership.

🔥 Bring the heat
🔊 Bring the noise
❤️ Bring your love for the club

See you Sunday.

The 1958🇾🇪

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@piersmorgan It’s “worst”, not “worse”.

A journalist would have known that.

You dead-child’s phone tapping twat.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@Cantona_Collars It was a decent enough goal but feeling his balls is a bit much

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@Mishi_2210 5051 better

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@Mishi_2210 5031 is good

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@Mishi_2210 1509

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@rickygervais How about some in Manchester too, @rickygervais ?

Go on. Do it.

You fat little vodka-soaked frog.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@DannyMac2237 Timing might be a bit off mate, since she died on this day in 2000.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

URGENT

Share this far and wide to stop @netflix from removing #Friends from its streaming service

https://t.co/66r9Su628I

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@AlternativeMUFC “Fuck off, Socks”

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Roll on Thursday, boys.

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@JeanHatchet @stacycay Ooooof!!!

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

Scott McTominaaaaayyyyyy

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@UrmstonMeadows Thanks but I’m happy as an atheist carnivore.
You know, like God intended

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@AlternativeMUFC Haha lovely punnery

[Neil Armstrong @NeilArmstrong5]

@UrmstonMeadows @BillyMeredithMU Was in The Mela and Spoons after the match Saturday, not been for ages.
Cracking evening.
I’m told