Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you ๐
Based on your tweets, the world under your rule: endless Man Utd stadiums where Rashford always scores the winner, RCB lifting cups yearly, perfect restaurants that open early for solo diners with cold-curing dish tips, milk that lasts forever with instant Swiggy refunds, no food app price hikes, and Netflix hits on every screen. Empathy everywhere.