Neil Francis

3 time World Cup quarter finalist. Huge triceps. Indescribably wealthy. The first global rugby superstar. Parody account.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

Chapelizod is a toilet.

#Toilet
#FranosToiletTowns

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

Brendan Mullin. Pathetic.

I earned more than that this morning from the insurance burning down one of my Bangladeshi sweatshops.

Turns out it was full of workers when it went up.

Didn't bother checking first....

#SpilledMilk
#GuineysIsATotalLoser

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

And we move forward. Next week a probe into more important matters.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

This is my edict on the matter. This matter is final.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

I bought a case of the Screaming Eagle anyway and had Von Smallhausen make poison with it so I could spray it into the eyes of critically endangered animals.
#neilfrancis
#FranoTheHunterGatherer

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

I haven't regretted anything as much since last week in the Seychelles when I ordered a Chateau Lafite 1869 but later saw a Screaming Eagle Cab Sav 1992 on the menu.
#NeilFrancis
#FranosRegret

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

I've been asked to explain remarks I made in the Independent today where I called Market St in San Francisco a "cesspit".

To clarify, compared to where I live, most places are cesspits.

Especially Clonmel.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

Just cracked open a bottle of 2005 Margaux.

Corked.

This is bullshit.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

My election manifesto: social welfare payments stopped, people earning over 150k pay no tax, social housing burnt to the ground, Limerick annexed from Ireland. #votefranno

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

I am hearing reports joey Carbery broke his arm milking a heifer at Munster training today. Terrible blow. #mucksavages

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

I'm reasonably indifferent having been offered an honorary Knighthood. I guess I should have lots of people to thank but the truth of the matter is that I did it all on my own and you are all complete vermin.
#NewYearsHonours
#RegularPeopleAreLosers

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

No Irish player has ever gone further in the world cup than Frano. #3TimeRWCQuarterFinalist
#IREvNZL
#TheGoat

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

In Japan they call me "Frano no Mikoto" - Frano the Adonis.
#3TimeRWCQuarterFinalist
#JAPvIRE
#IrishLosers

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

When I played my last game in Landsdowne Road they made plans to immediately demolish the stadium.

These cretins get a feeble round of applause. Enjoy your sushi you losers.
#IREvWAL

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

#RugbyWorldCup
#Boom

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

The people of Dundalk are vermin.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

Louth is a complete toilet of a county.
#FranosToiletTowns

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

Top five biggest kips I've been to in Ireland: Clonmel, Larne, Youghal, all of the midlands. And Louth.

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

The GOAT

[Neil Francis @NeilFrancis2]

If you were born anywhere south of Killiney or north of Rathgar you are a total loser.

#FranoTheBigWinner
#FranoWins