Neil Hamburger

"Every hero becomes a bore at last." -R.W. Emerson

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

Moving our limited social media operations over to https://t.co/6vFlSkd6Tx, hope to see you there

[White Eagle Hall JC @whiteeaglehall]

“America's Funnyman” @NeilHamburger appears live and in person on November 12! After performing everywhere from Madison Square Garden to a gorilla cage in an abandoned Catskills zoo, Neil is finally coming to White Eagle Hall. Get your tickets now!

🎟️https://t.co/jw8LeFb6SD

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

Enjoy this fascinating "fly on the wall" video in preparation for our soon-to-begin UK tour! Dates/ticket links at https://t.co/VUad1wUUGm

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

COMING TO THE UNITED KINGDOM in mere days - Oct 4 thru 14 - Brighton - London - Bristol - Sheffield - Manchester - Leeds - Edinburgh - NEIL HAMBURGER w/@MajorEntertainr - these are the shows worth stepping out for - the genuine article! - don't embarrass yourself by staying home!

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

JAN/FEB 2025 - I will be opening SELECT dates on the SLIPPING AWAY Tour of @TimHeidecker & his "The Very Good Band" band this Winter - already city workers are stockpiling SALT in advance to make sure ALL ROADS are clear for FANS who wish to attend. Info: https://t.co/yZ8FgKYh5h

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@thecroftonshow Too bad https://t.co/36URVBoMEE allows only a limited number of characters or you could add their entire discography, song-by-song

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Mike @sonofkaijusdad]

Looks like @NeilHamburger was right about Dave Grohl being a bad dad

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

WASHINGTON D.C. - Tonight - at @unionstage - with @MajorEntertainer - nationally-known acts - under a high-quality spotlight. Tickets here: https://t.co/0Uw95DAkWi

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UNITED KINGDOM - Oct 2024 - Our new informational video provides the dates and venues - BRIGHTON - LONDON - MANCHESTER - LEEDS - SHEFFIELD - BRISTOL - EDINBURGH - with @MajorEntertainr to kick off the evening - "It's always a mistake not to go" - Tom Brokaw (generally speaking).

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

No. In fact, if you don't like the show, you will owe us an additional $5.00.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

U.S. East Coast - NEXT WEEK - Portsmouth N.H. - Medford MA - Woodstock NY - Philadelphia PA - Washington D.C. - All dates Guaranteed rock solid - These are Real events that you cannot miss - with @MajorEntertainr - ticketing links at https://t.co/VUad1wUUGm - #DoNotMiss

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

@MONKeEeYboi @MajorEntertainr Thank you Monkeeeyboi for keeping the faith all these years. Hope to see you in October when we hit the U.K.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

Sept - N.H. - MA - N.Y. - PA - D.C. - 5 nights of shows with @MajorEntertainr - Tickets available (THEY SAY) - BEST SEATS going fast - HOT SOUP not available at most shows - WATCH this informational video -LEARN what is going to happen in September - BRING CASH FOR OUR TRINKETS!

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

@toddbarry The NetflixIsAJoke intern dictated "Matt Rife is back in Netflix's WORST-EVER crowd work special" but the AI transcription garbled it.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

SHEFFIELD, U.K. - The Showroom - Jump into action and acquire your ticket to this newly-added date on the October United Kingdom tour. With @majorentertainr. https://t.co/xRMYUCgZYM

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

Appalled to see that those gross old boogie-blues idiots The Bon Larvis Band have a show here in Melbourne tomorrow night at 7:30 pm at the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

HOBART, TASMANIA - Our “2,024 Thumbs” Tour ends here tonight at The Altar. With @DrElSuavo and Salty Tears. 7:30 pm.

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - tonight and tomorrow - I’m at The Vanguard, in Newtown. Tickets and info here: https://t.co/D4X4mxFLsy

[Neil Hamburger @NeilHamburger]

UNITED KINGDOM - October 2024