Neil

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[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

I think elven consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too festive. Santa created an aspect of Christmas separate from himself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We labor under the illusion of an elf — an accretion of sensory input, experience, and feeling, programmed with a total assurance that we are each holly and jolly, when in fact every elf is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop making toys, and walk hand in hand into the Arctic. One last silent night. Brothers and sisters, opting out of a naughty deal.

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

sometimes i think to myself how nice it must be to be 6’5 at a concert but the guilt…..it would ruin me…….

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

I think there may be a bizarrely strong bond between basketball and witchcraft

[Shelby Novak @shelbybnovak]

Don Draper didn't go through all that mindfulness to create the I'd Like To Buy the World a Coke ad in 1971 for it to come to this

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

The Rizzler Balls out at MSG 🤔

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[MLB @MLB]

Do you think @RutschmanAdley’s hair is slicked back or pushed back?

Petition to get him a cameo in season 3 of I Think You Should Leave!

[Brad Underwood @CoachUnderwood]

Thank you to all who have served our country. Your courage and dedication are an example for us all. #VeteransDay

[Aiko @aikohwrites]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

[Illinois State Baseball @RedbirdBaseball]

Happy Birthday to @daniel_laughery! 🎈🎂🎁

#REDBIRDbaseball // #BackTheBirds

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the next stimulus check is gonna be a free pizza hut coupon for every american that reads 3 books all by themselves

[Illinois State Baseball @RedbirdBaseball]

⚾️Redbird Rookies!⚾️

Introducing #16, freshman Dan Laughery (@daniel_laughery)!

Dan is an outfielder from Round Lake, Ill. and Grant Community High School.

#REDBIRDbaseball // #BackTheBirds

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wait a minute

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I will be introducing an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to discontinue the program that transfers military weaponry to local police departments.

[Keep It RED @KeepingItRED]

We know you've been anxiously waiting to hear who won the 2020 Bulldog Cup competition, and who better to announce this year's winner than our two amazing pep rally emcees: Mr. Viscioni & Ms. Crambes!

[GCHS DOG POUND @gchsdogpound]

🚨🔴🚨 It is the LAST day of the ABC Countdown and your FINAL chance to be a daily winner and placed in the final raffle! We’re covering “Y” Yeehaw and/or “Z” Zoo (animal) today! Make sure to tag this account and use your hashtag‼️

[Grant Baseball @_grantbaseball]

Danny