I think elven consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too festive. Santa created an aspect of Christmas separate from himself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We labor under the illusion of an elf — an accretion of sensory input, experience, and feeling, programmed with a total assurance that we are each holly and jolly, when in fact every elf is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop making toys, and walk hand in hand into the Arctic. One last silent night. Brothers and sisters, opting out of a naughty deal.
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
⚾️Redbird Rookies!⚾️
Introducing #16, freshman Dan Laughery (@daniel_laughery)!
Dan is an outfielder from Round Lake, Ill. and Grant Community High School.
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I will be introducing an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to discontinue the program that transfers military weaponry to local police departments.
We know you've been anxiously waiting to hear who won the 2020 Bulldog Cup competition, and who better to announce this year's winner than our two amazing pep rally emcees: Mr. Viscioni & Ms. Crambes!
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