Neil Longhorn

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

Dont get me wrong

I appreciate JC being a bit marmite.

I like him in a blokey sort of way..but he is being a bit of an arse in other political forays, but I think he may be playing to his fan base

But moaning about these prices... really?

Going rate

https://t.co/DC4e1xBTTh

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@IrvineWelsh On it today.....lovely

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

Thinking - Trump voters

Y1 - Not better off, things gone up and not as many jobs. Ukraine surrendered

Y2 - Things really expensive, no federal support for anything, crime up.
Y3- Recession, Russia invades Balkans, worst economy ever, social unrest
Y4- No election !

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@StanCollymore Yes, I think the next few days will be when my belief in humanity is reinforced.

Dick Van Dyke nearly made me cry today 🙂

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

MAGA attacked me for singing, "Is this Woke that I'm Feeling?" This is the violence Trump wants in America to distract from his family grifting their base💙🌊

This is the subtitle version. Please RT, so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money for trolling MAGA🤣🌊💙

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

"You feeling Alt Right? I'm not feeling too good myself." Singing a little Joe Cocker to Trumpers in New York 💙🌊💀 We defeat MAGA by laughing at their silly antics

RT so Elon Musk pays me TWITTER AD revenue money 💙🌊💰

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@BladeoftheS Try £43m, and that's if he doesn't find more angles.

If he was not a farmer under new planned IHT rules, his estate would be reduced to £40m

Current non farmer IHT - estate worth £34m

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@Britain_People But....if we do not support them then WWIII

Think what that will do to property prices @

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away.
To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet.
I'll choose a winner this time next week.
Good Luck!!

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊

Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@Martina His dinner parties and BBQ's must be delightful.

Is it on demand?

Always thought he was a bit of a....

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Will he make it ?

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@TOSHPOINTBRO When I have had a few drinks, we'll quite a few, actually, Kari Lake is my guilty secret....in a Julie Andrews sort of way

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@RpsAgainstTrump Will he make the new-year

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@atrupar If everybody in the world gets Transgender operations, then it doesn't matter.

It just becomes a question of design

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@atrupar It was like a modern equivalent of Woodstock

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@hwinkler4real You were in Happy Days

And played Captain Hook in a pantomime over here in the UK

Good film about Vietnam

Like fishing

That's it, old boy, but we are over here in blighty.

Other guy seems a bit of a cockwomble - English term of stupidity.

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@DogLovers03 He has a very guilty face like my dog Harry.

Sorry for your loss....always a cat man, but after Harry...

Playing with us in our dreams

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@highbrow_nobrow Can Mike Johnson hurdle ?

[Neil Longhorn @NeilLonghorn2]

@Nigel_Farage No, he was not an immigrant

No, he was not Muslim.

You were a bell-end when I met you at various parties in Dulwich, jn the early 80's at various parties, and it is true a leopard never changes its spots.

From footage of the Tory conference, you still can't dance either.