Neil Miles

PhD in English Lit. Closet optimist.

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

Won't be the first to observe this, but will be funny if the US don't make it past the group stage.. Trump will literally take his ball home

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Fuck me, there's some guff to sit through before the actual football starts.... what a bigly load of shite

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What can I say. Cunts gonna cunt

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Can't wait for the inevitable tilt at the leadership by Diane Abbott..

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Within 6 months of Farage in power you'll be begging for Liz Truss to come back

Fuck me

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

No overall control

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Can't wait to turn on the news in the morning to see that gurning bug-eyed fraud celebrating this country turning into the fucking Village of the Damned..

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Poor Keir. At least Blair had the savvy not to be brought down by a peter-file..

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Trump perturbed by latest Epstein footage

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

The tech bro cunts, the rich paedo cunts, the rich paedo's cunt mates, the populist cunts, and the cunts who encourage them by consuming and voting for the cunts

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The age of enshitenment, inevitably culminating in a global cuntocracy..

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Only so many times you can say 'oh fuck off you orange cunt' before the words lose all meaning..

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America, the world's policeman.

(beating the shit out of anyone who doesn't do as they're told..)

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Who assumed WW3 would start in Ukraine?

Boy, is my face red.

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'Sorry, the what files??'

Iran mission accomplished.

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

What an indictment that it takes the likes of Farage to publicly call WFH culture into question - despite it being essentially a middle-class privilege its beneficiaries ruthlessly defend with characteristic lack of self-awareness. If only these people would admit their good luck

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Ok, programme on about Norway, that'll do.

Fuck, it's Lorraine Kelly. Even worse than fucking Portillo. . what's Palin doing these days?

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

Some.people think that users of social media are often too stupid to understand nuance. But it's not as simple as that

[Neil Miles @NeilMiles18]

In 2010 we voted the tories back in - but that wasn't enough. Then again in 2015. And 2017. And 2019 - we even made Boris Johnson the prime minister. It wasn't enough. And in 2016 we voted for Brexit, but it still wasn't enough.

Then we made Nigel Farage the prime minister.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Farage pops up when the country’s at a low ebb; like a kind of political herpes