Neil Floyd

Freelance comedy writer + #indiedev Bylines: @REALpunknews @HardDriveMag @NewsThump @PointsinCase @QuirkBooks @GameInformer @SlackjawHumor @omnarchy_news

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

hello @creditsesame I’ve been waiting for a response from your customer support for like a month now all I’m asking for is some itemized receipts can someone please help me? 😐

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

I shot a music video for this 🔥 pop punk band from Chicago check it out! Please sponsor us @JeppsonsMalort https://t.co/P39oRXnvDk

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Sorry it’s been a while since our last fresh meme! I love SpongeBob and I also love throwing darts at a dart board to make important #indiedev decisions.

Does anyone else feel like Patrick here when making huge decisions for your #indiegame? 😂

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Sorry it’s been a bit since the last fresh meme drop…here’s a real banger to get you laughing about #indiedev instead of crying 😂

Strict timelines aren’t sexy but they’ve helped us with scope creep. How do you manage creep in your projects?

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Fresh meme here, still hot from the ol’ meme oven!

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Sometimes it feels like me and my #indiedev engine are speaking different languages…what’s the funniest way you broke a build or crashed your #indiegame during development?

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

I’m even doing it right now 😏

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Let’s be honest with each other, we’ve all done this before right, #indiedev 😂

I’m not sure if it even helps, but dang does it feel good to pretend you’re outsmarting the all-mighty Algorithm™️

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

I’m in my Breaking Bad era of memery I think

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

There’s nothing better in #indiedev than stumbling on a plugin that just…works!

Too bad there’s a cost even for the free ones. Does anyone want to share any horror stories? 😂

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Please give dumb internet points to this very stupid meme I made 🫠

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

This is probably the dumbest meme I have ever made about our #indiedev journey

Free assets can be so helpful from time to time—they were great for placeholders and really helped our #indiegame vision come together early!

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Get this week’s fresh meme while it’s still hot!

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

I get a little heated when my code doesn’t work…let’s laugh about it with this fresh new meme!

How do my fellow #indiedev peeps react when their code doesn’t work? 😂

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Hey look, another self deprecating meme to keep me sane during this silly game dev adventure!

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

If I chased down every insane game idea that came to me at 3 am, I’d never finish anything 😂

Any other #IndieDevs struggle with the temptation?

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Another day, another #indiedev meme

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Sorry this week’s meme is a day late! Was too busy adding features to our game instead of fixing tech debt 🤡

Any other #IndieDevs react this way when they hear their game music? Or do you debug builds with the sound off? 😂

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Memes here! Get your memes here!

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Just another fresh meme inspired by our previous games’ “marketing plans” 😂

We’ve learned so much since then! Anybody else care to share what they used to think good marketing was? #indiedev

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Hot new meme, fresh out of the oven!

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

It’s not procrastinating when you’re an #indiedev right? Right??

Please let me know I’m not the only person doing this olympic-level mental gymnastics 😂

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

I cried too much while making this meme to not share it on my personal feed

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Last night, I was feeling great about our code and engine set up. Then, for no reason, I couldn’t make even the simplest thing work 🥴

Fellow #indiedev #IndieGameDev please cry with me over this humble meme I made for anybody else who’s felt this way 😩

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

My game’s newest piece of art dropped, check it out and please follow our game dev account for more 🤠

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Happy #screenshotsaturday! Here's our newest bg: the Munch's Butte veterinary clinic. They welcome all dogs, cats, birds, hamsters...humans...

The town's only people doctor retired 6 months ago. The town's only vet is pissed. Cant wait for you to meet her!😅#indiegame #indiedev

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Another Wednesday, another fresh #indiedev meme skewering my coding habits

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

All the new followers and support over the past week has been amazing!

Please accept our sincerest thanks with this fresh meme hot from the #indiedev meme oven…we can’t be the only ones who do this, right?? #IndieGameDev

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Since y’all loved the last meme of my #indiedev woes here’s another one!

Comment below with the silliest way you’ve broken your build so we can all laugh and cry together 🥲 #indiegamedev

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

Babe wake up, new art from my visual novel just dropped

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Happy #screenshotsaturday you know what to do! Show me those sweet, sweet screens...

Here's more art from our game's setting: the Main Street of Munch's Butte Indiana. Sleepy. Bucolic. Protected by a man who can control stools with his mind. We'll explain more later 😉 #indiedev

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

@artsysocks_ Your Cheesiness Alteration Request has been logged and will be processed in 48 hours or less!

[Neil Floyd @NeilTFloyd]

If you haven’t already, please follow my game dev team’s account, especially if you like poorly made memes like this one 😎

[Impish Intern Games @ImpishIntern]

Working through the pain by making memes…it’s the #indiedev way 😂

Reply to this tweet with a time you did this and make me feel like I’m not the only one! #IndieGameDev