Neil Houghton

Born on a different cloud.Ex-Zumba instructor.Shell-suit wearer. World chess/snap champion.Police Academy movie extra.Whistle expert,i do love a good moan me.

[bazefc @thomasLatchford]

If you ever feel stupid then just remember there are people out there earning under 30k a year with mortgages who voted Tory because they thought that Corbyn hated Jews and that the Tory’s had their best interests at heart

[Kate Hampton @ahdidyo]

BBC news reporting that "prepayment meters help people to control their energy usage"
Nope
They help energy companies extract the maximum amount per kw from the poorest without having to go to the trouble of cutting them off when they can't pay

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

@utd59 I've seen only 5 minutes..... Sunak is toast already

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

@AdamCalton2 That will come in handy with the dry bits of chicken

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

@TheSkinnerBros @onedirection Is it true he had you lads on his playlist a while back ?

[emfarl @EmFarl]

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

No’r your right, I saw 👀 her go off but I thought she was going shopping 😂🤣

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The fact Boris Johnson is on holiday in the Caribbean while parliament is sitting, at a time of national crisis, after spending most of the last two months of his premiership on holiday, confirms everything you need to know and already knew. He deserves nothing but disgrace.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Your reminder…

That after just 45 days in office

Truss will now be entitled to £115k per year

…from the taxpayer

…for the rest of her life.

https://t.co/xdmBLe6ke6

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Boris - Russans - corruption . Never

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!

[Elainiora de Pugsville de Wessex @Olivepug66]

@lewis_goodall @SkyNews

[Brendan May @bmay]

Unfortunately Boris Johnson couldn’t be manhandled into the lobby during the key vote tonight because he’s obviously on holiday in the Caribbean, presumably doing a great job representing his Uxbridge constituents during the cost of living crisis.

No more Tory clowns. Ever.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Grant Shapps, who used a fake name in order to pose as a "millionaire web marketer" running a get-rich-quick scheme, and then lied about it for three years, is now in charge of law, order and security in the UK.

[The Independent @Independent]

Dick and Dom back calls for general election as government chaos continues https://t.co/o4nJ7vnpPw

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

@AdamCalton2 @l4ncey1337 😂

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

What a sausage, his name is Patrick. Doh

[Neil Houghton @NeilTheSoleMan]

Nani 😂