NeilTheTortoise

Neil the Tortoise was on the front page of the WSJ and on TV. World's First Supermodel Tortoise. A bit of a diva, have your people call his people.

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I share my house with these crazy beetles. Bought them tiny new food dishes. The first thing Jake did was to grab some food and run off behind the rock. #kenshiyonezu #米津玄師 #beetles #healthyfood #insects #bluesBrothers #jakeblues @hachi_08 @reissuerecords #InsectThursday

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My shoes and pearls arrived today.I have friends of all colors and races, gay and straight. Some are trans, some are not. This year is too important not to vote for those I love. #Harris #KamalaHarris #kamala #NeiltheTortoiseForHarris

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Soooooo, I decided to flip over my hot tub, spill the water all over (just because…) then I proceeded to shove the hot tub into the pot, and then fell asleep for the night. Who wouldn’t do that, right??? -Neil The Tortoise #VoteBlue #Kamala #SwiftiesForHarris #Harris2024

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I specifically said I wanted pizza. How did they mix that up and bring me salad? I need new people…pizza people. 😉 #Pizza #Salad #neilthetortoise #tortoiselove #tortoiselife #tortoise #turtle

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They forgot to feed me! Oh, wait, my bad…#NeiltheTortoise #tortoise #turtle

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It is 111. Too hot to think! Pool party. @NeilTheTortoise #NeilytheTortoise #Turtle #heatwave #California #Sacramento #hot #poolparty

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Me in all my glory. You are welcome. #NeiltheTortoise #SupermodelTortoise #happy #loved #Tortoise #Turtle

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Game time! Which is the real #NeiltheTortoise??? Fake Neils made by @CrochetGiftsbyAsh #CrochetGiftsbyAsh #Tortoise #turtle #crochet #supermodelTortoise

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“After a jog, I like to unwind and catch some rays. Working on my tan.” #NeiltheTortoise #SupermodelTortoise #UseSunscreen #HappyTortHappyLife #LivingtheDream #Sacramento #cityTort

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“I am not spoiled, just ask my chauffeur!” - #NeiltheTortoise #Spoiled #LovingLife #citytort #Sacramento #Tortoise #turtle #happy #DoesThisThingHaveRoomService

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“When I said I was done, I meant I WAS DONE!”#NeiltheTortoise #SupermodelTortoise #catwalk #done #walking #Sacramento #citytort #cityscape #animals #cutepets

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“Out for my daily jog.”-#NeiltheTortoise #SupermodelTortoise #jogging #Sacramento #CityTort #model #happy #Healthy #IAmAwesome

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“Not a fan of the grass, will avoid at all costs.” - @NeilTheTortoise #Neil #SupermodelTortoise #catwalk #citytort #Sacramento #walking #hiking

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Best hottub ever!!! It even has a water jet! A great place to relax and unwind after a long day of sleeping, eating, sleeping some more, eating some more….@NeilTheTortoise #neilthetortoise @neiltyson @ActuallyNPH #turtle #tortoise

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Best hottub ever!!! It even has a water jet! A great place to relax and unwind after a long day of sleeping, eating, sleeping some more, eating some more….@NeilTheTortoise #neilthetortoise @neiltyson @ActuallyNPH #tortoise #turtle

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Best hottub ever!!! It even has a water jet! A great place to relax and unwind after a long day of sleeping, eating, sleeping some more, eating some more….@NeilTheTortoise #neilthetortoise @neiltyson @ActuallyNPH #turtle #tortoise

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This is Yellow. He is pretty cute, he spends his day following people back and forth - follow, follow, follow. Makes me dizzy. I, myself, prefer to have followers. ;) #Fish #Yellow

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@AnimalPlanet Incredible!!! Haha

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Neil the Tortoise is watching the #PuppyBowl #NeiltheTortoise @NeilTheTortoise @AnimalPlanet #PuppyBowlXX

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Neil the Tortoise is watching the #PuppyBowl #NeiltheTortoise @NeilTheTortoise @AnimalPlanet