Neil Fitton

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@scssofas - bought my Mother-in-Law a new sofa and chair which were both faulty. Allowed an engineer in for 2 hours and he couldn't fix it satisfactorily. Now you've washed your hands of it. Wouldn't recommend anyone buying anything from you - just in case

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@UberFacts Speaking every sentence with intonation as if it a question. Where did that come from!?

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@almurray Tromba (trumpet) and buisine (crooked) 👍
...OK, you have to squint a bit to get Trombone

[Reuters World @ReutersWorld]

S.African doctor says patients with Omicron variant have "very mild" symptoms https://t.co/ciqP5kkT6U

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@suttons_seeds - are you still doing these - plants or seeds?
#bestchilliesever

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@RevRichardColes If we're talking the same era, same producer - The Man In The White Suit

[Ali Fitton @Ali_Paskell]

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with our plum #tree? I fear it may a disease or fungus.... can I save it?? #plums #TreeTwitter @GWandShows @TeleGardening @N_Nature

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@Ali_Paskell @jamieoliver @westcombecheese @SparkenhoeFarm Sparkenhoe is my favourite so far 😁😁

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@WildlifeTrusts @hedgehogsociety

[Ali Fitton @Ali_Paskell]

Ohhhh my god - I've just skipped around the whole garden... we have seen our #hedgehog visitor in the flesh, and just put some cat biscuits out for it 🦔🦔🦔 #happy

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

The H1N1 swine flu pandemic that infected up to 1.4 billion people and killed up to 575,000 originated in factory farmed pigs in the United States. Yet nobody ever calls it the “American Pig Flu.” Let’s stop calling the coronavirus the “Chinese Virus.” We’re all in this together.

[Ali Fitton @Ali_Paskell]

If you see a shop profiteering during this #coronavirus outbreak, collect evidence - photographs, receipts etc. Shop owners should be behaving responsibly & protecting their local community NOT ripping people off - be wary, be kind & report #profiteering
https://t.co/Zyg28ho0kE

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@sufian54321 @LNRailway @TPExpressTrains Come now, really!? One of your trains arriving on time?? 😂😂

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@LNRailway - why have you stopped saying sorry for the appalling service practically every day out of Euston now ("this one was late because the earlier one was late" doesn't count I'm afraid)?

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@abflyusers OK so I may be behind the times - but what is this...?

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@FitbitUK I can't get notifications to work - have disconnected device, uninstalled/re-installed app - still doesn't work. Any suggestions? Phone is Xiaomi Mi Max 2...

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@cineworld - went to see Aquaman at Cineworld Watford on 3rd Jan 11am. Think you need to do something about the sound checks!! Nearly 82dB - bit painful at times!! We did ask for it to be turned down - but if anything it got louder...

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@Ali_Paskell R-MOND!!! :) xxx

[Ali Fitton @Ali_Paskell]

Cat treat time! #Cats #CatsOfTwitter @DreamiesUK

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Icelandic police sometimes have to stop people for ‘driving under the influence of the Northern Lights’ – the drivers in swerving cars are not drunk, but mesmerised.

[Neil Fitton @Neil_Fitton]

@virginmedia Now I have no number (after you cancelled my SIM) and awaiting the right numbered SIM bt snail mail... disappointed!!