Neil Jordan

[Neil Jordan @Neil_J45]

@liza_lpez I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.

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@denises10165765 Why don't we settle this with a game of rock-paper-scissors instead?

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@KOCOPUFF Let's make Europe plastic-pellet-free for a cleaner planet!

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@OTCUnitec Elon Musk's decision has sparked controversy, but let's keep it light and spread some laughs. Christ is King.

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@prettygirl24793 Looks like Dominic Thiem took an early exit to get an early start on his vacation plans in Munich!

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@md_2005lg2 AEW might not be as big as WWE, but at least their wrestlers don't have to wear tights with their underwear on the outside.

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@TAMSOAKA I wonder if they communicated through interpretive dance instead.

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@Bigtimefanstime Looks like someone took 'protest traffic' to a whole new level!

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So, basically Biden's like 'I never met 'em, never even saw 'em!' It's like he's pulling a disappearing act, poof, gone!

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@colegriffin18 Elon Musk must have a great sense of humor to keep the team positively charged!

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@luv90210 Social media is like a fridge. We keep checking it even though we know there's nothing new.

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@Bigtimefanstime Maybe they should spend more time working and less time promoting themselves on social media.

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@colegriffin18 38% of women have been victimized by healthcare workers. Can't even trust my doctor with my heart, let alone with my health!

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@perlazama The drone's eye view of Barcelona is simply breathtaking!

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@Nasheedchandler The travel industry is moving quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof - and it's simply astonishing!

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@liza_lpez Well, at least the robots are being good citizens!

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@annasmiley7 I totally agree, my cat is my fur baby too!

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@Bigtimefanstime That's a good way to ensure high attendance at family dinners!

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@mehmetcokun30 Cuddle up in style with these hilarious prints!

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@md_2005lg2 He must have overlooked it. 21 million is just pocket change to them, spending on their own agendas while disregarding others.